FEATURES
70 Cover Girl: Brittany Daniel
The Dawson's Creek star candidly discusses butterfly kisses, bungee jumping, cute
feet and twins (not
necessarily in that order, but who cares—it's not like you to quibble)
76 Read This and Win a Cow
If that sounds fishy, then you've probably already read our comprehensive guide
to the best scams that anyone can pull.
84 Special Report: Blondes
While 60 Minutes traffics in films, tales of corrupt politicians and deadly drugs,
only Stuff dares to go deep inside the world of blondes and file this report.
94 "Gangrene Was My Copilot"
Cast Away was an afternoon in - kiddie pool compared with this - tale of a Frenchman's
insane
to row across the Pacific. When gangrene attacked, he lost more than his pride.
98 Dribbling for Dollars
We give Kevin Garnett, the riches: man in the NBA, the full-court
102 Caught on Tape: Your Hand
Where has it been and what has 1: gotten into? Don't ask. After this shocking
exposé, you'll wash with carbolic acid.
104 Women Made Easy
You wouldn't operate a VCR without first consulting the manual, would you? Oh,
wa • You would. Never mind. Sad . God never made an instructicguide for
women. But happily, Stuff did. Safety goggles not included.
112 Hit by a Pitch
Our man wows Hollywood bigwigs with an array of moronic ideas—and almost
gets a TV deal.
DEPARTMENTS
22 Letters
Because we never talk anymore.
26 True Lies
The adventure of the dancing taco and other unbelievable tales of Mexican goods
gone awry.
28 Blitz!
Tour Vietcong tunnels, admire Tail Ends, behold Belinda Carlisle and give a penis
pump as a wedding gift—but please don't feed the mad deer or the two-headed
turtle.
46 Hype!
Cool movie cars, gang fights, a film scene you can re-create at home, U2's new
CD explained, R.A. the Rugged Man, plus reviews of new CDs, movies and games.
And it's true: another Creed-free issue!
66 Our Hero: Billy Carter
Jeb Bush will never reach the beerdrinkin', belly-floppin' heights achieved by
this first brother.
68 The Powder Room
Three DJs reveal how men get them to take their requests.
119 Instant Cool
Bikes, barleywine, gadgets you'll take to the grave, the GMC Envoy truck and,
uh, much more!
162 Smart Bombs
Piss at 140 mph and learn the secrets of killer bees, silencers and marshmallows.
170 Where to Buy
Fight recession by spending cash. Then move back in with the parents.
112 Meet Rat Bear
