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16 50 Unsung Albums
Albums you won't find on any self-important VH1. or Rolling Stone roundup. Buy
one today and the proceeds will be used to help a former rock star feed his crack
habit.
82 Cover Girls: A Hot Date with Destiny
The sexiest trio on earth agrees to go out with us, provided we get them home
by 12...noon.
88 Michal the Magnificent
Her name comes from the Bible. But that's the only thing holy about her.
92 Fine Crystal
Crystal Sierra: The hottest thing in Latin since e pluribus unum.
98 Chicks with Hot Licks
Christina, Jessica, Aaliyah Haughton and l.Lo—behind the clothing.
102 Can This Man Save The Blues?
He once killed a man with a gun. Now armed only with a guitar, R.L. Burnside gives new life to the blues.
108 Mercenaries Among Us
Give a guy a weapon and cash, and what do you get? Your neighbor, if you're not
too lucky.
114 Plug In, Get Off
Robot sex will short your circuits and put circuits in your shorts.
122 Vacation Sex
Thirteen-thousand readers tell you where to get it—all while earning sky
miles.
130 The Worst Decisions Ever
Our salute to New Coke t,!f and other strolls down the dark path of stupidity.
DEPARTMENTS
22 Letters
Our literacy campaign continues.
26 True Lies
"He put the tie back in place, picked up a stapler and banked five staples
right into his chest...." And four other heartwarming tales.
28 Blitz!
Adult diapers tested. Bigfoot's butt exposed. The babe from The Deep dredged up.
Ted Nugent's inner chilc hunted. Dido diddled. Film at 11
50 Hype!
Revealed: the source of all the scary music in the world! Plus: creepy tribute
bands, battling Playboy Bunnies and reviews of new movies, CDs and games
70 Greatest American Hero: Iggy Pop
A former junkie with a lust for life— or just the freakiest guy to go by
the name Grandpa? You decide.
72 Powder Room
Extreme bedroom maneuvers. Nipple clamps sold separately.
137 Instant Cool
Motorcycles, wine and recliners: Take them one at a time.
166 Smart Bombs
Talk like a pimp, make alligator shoes and learn about Chee-tos.
174 Where to Buy
Easy to use...No nails, no glue, no hassle.
176 The Helpful Pineapple
