FEATURES
68 Cover: Marisa Coughlan
The actress withstands our barrage of questions about sex, cops, Velcro, catfights
and ripping off Tom Green's clothes. You'll like the photos. Of her, not Green.
God, no.
74 Murder! Drugs! Hay!
Go behind the Kentucky Derby and what do you find? A bunch of , spoiled, rich,
unsavory characters i popping pills and breaking laws. And that's just the horses.
78 You Can't Read This Story
Why? Because you won't be able to peel your eyes off the photos of bouncing Czech
Petra Nemcova.
84 Psycho Therapists!
That guy your girlfriend pays 75 bucks an hour to listen to her gripes may be
as stable as a Jell-0 fruit mold. Which isn't very stable.
90 Banged and Bruised
Dangerous sex. Painful sex. Bone- breaking, testicle-ripping, penis- popping sex.
Enjoy these true tales.
96 Candid Ram
"There's something wrong with the lettuce!" and other phrases to get
you fired from a fast-food job, courtesy of actress Kam Heskin.
102 The Best Hump
We played darts with Engelbert Humperdinck and found out why women hurl their
underwear at him (and what he does with it later).
109 Stuff Cool
Wanna be cool? Take these tips, No? Fine, be that way.
116 "Take My leg—Please!"
The poignant story of a man with a healthy limb and the shady sex-change doc who
cut it off.
DEPARTMENTS
14 Letters
Just the ones that didn't explode.
18 True Lies
A vanishing drunk, an extra tooth, a missing shoe, porn at Radi6Shack and other
crap you sent us.
20 Blitz!
Retard wrestling, Prince's protegees, an old woman's nipple prints, Lenny Kravitz's
twisted body jewelry, Elvis as a blonde and, uh, more.
40 Hype!
Pearl Jam's roots, Frank Black's return, Gorillaz in our midst and driving tips
straight from Hollywood
back lots. Plus reviews of CDs, movies and games and secret references to forgotten
icon Willie Aames.
58 Greatest American Hero: Billy Martin
The legendary Yankee's greatest hits were off the field.
62 Powder Room
Four women who will worship at your feet—literally.
123 Instant Cool 154 Smart Bombs
Translate a prison tattoo, pick a lock and operate a flamethrower.
162 Where to Buy
Our No.1 suggestion: at a store.
164 Clown Wisdom
