FEATURES
62 Amber, Survive This!
The stunning Survivor's ordeal in the outback was nothing compared with the routines
we put this former cheerleader through.
70 Booze, Babes and Beef, USA
Aside from the occasional rehab facility, most cities are poorly suited to a man's
needs. Visit paradise with our guide to the best cities for guys, judged by such
factors as the number of available women and hearty steaks. What else is there?
80 The Hottest Link
On the chain gang that is the TV series Chains of Love, Madison Michele is the
sexy whip hand. And luckily, we need discipline.
86 Tune In to Summer
Let our guide to the coolest concerts cram your ears with music, sting your eyes
with body sweat and clean your nose with cotton swabs.
92 Blood and Sugar
Champion boxer SugarShane Mosley explains how he makes an uppercut to the jaw
so tasty. His secret: cinnamon.
98 The Shortest Distance to Sex
How can you skip the "fore" and go straight to the play? Follow these
shortcuts to the sheets. Dinner and movie not included (or needed).
104 Jocks without locks
Curling, conkers or croquet, anyone? You don't need balls to play these wuss sports.
Except if the game is played with balls. But not those balls. You follow?
110 Girls Game for Anything
On MTV's Spyder Games, Christina Chambers and Monica Serene Garnich...um...sorry,
saw their pic at left and blanked out.
DEPARTMENTS
12 Dear Stiff
Go ahead: Make our day. Send lilies.
16 True Lies
The man who got his ass kicked by a female midget and other humiliating reader
escapades.
20 Blitz! Kelly LeBrock worshiped, thongs explained, Ted Nugent getting sensitive, clouds
fornicating, governments overthrown and more insanity that can only be summed
up with the word etc.
38 Hype!
Great ape movies, the latest from Radiohead and Air, Picasso and porn, and other
handheld games. Plus fruit-flavored reviews (contain no percent real juice).
56 Greatest American Hero
From dropout to vagrant to jailbird to stoner to Hollywood star: the Robert Mitchum
story. Rated R.
58 Powder Room
At long last, three women talk about sex—with other women.
111 Instant Cool
Summer? Frankly, the whole concept scares us. Better stay indoors with the latest,
coolest gadgets.
146 Smart Bombs
Grow poison, survive a shipwreck, talk like a cardshark and more.
155 Where to Buy
Now in tiny print!
156 Monkey Threats
