FEATURES
50 Brooke Burke's Wild Life
The globe-trotting El star reveals how to seduce her. For starters: "If
a man doesn't love your toes, he just doesn't love you." We love her toes.
Well, most of them.
58 Coolest Cars of All Time
From Aston Martin to Zamboni, our special buyer's guide will put you behind
the wheel of earth's coolest cars. Plus: How to find the right car to fit your
life and helpful uses for roadkill. Air bags? Screw air bags!
70 Babe Spotting: A Field Guide
Where are the best places in the USA to spot large numbers of beautiful women?
We give you the map—you bring the binoculars. And raisins. They love raisins.
78 A Dogg's Life
The straight poop on a Dogg named Snoop: He's high on life. Must be his new
movie. Yep, must be.
84 Tick Chick
Liz Vassey of The Tick gets under your skin while revealing more of hers. But
first, learn the names of her breasts.
90 Your Banana or Your Life!"
A rampaging Monkey Man leaves five dead and zoo injured in India. We try to
bring the siMian psychopath back alive. Or at the very least get his autograph.
98 TV's Most Arresting Cop
We interrogate Charlotte Ross, the sexiest rookie on NYPD Blue. She wouldn't
consent to a cavity search, but you can't have everything.
DEPARTMENTS
10 Dear Stuff
Without your letters, we'd need to write more stuff.
16 True Lies
Our readers, in search of sex, find deaf and blind old ladies, cannibals, windshield
footprints, and cousins in drag—but still get sex, nonetheless!
18 Blitz!
Jesus joins the soccer team, and royals croak on the john. Plus penis puppeteers
and a beauty mag for drug addicts.
32 Hype!
Rob Zombie, Harry Potter, Groove Armada, the knights who say "Nil,"
KITT and new video games that will help you forget your dandruff for three hours.
46 Greatest American Hero
How James Brown uses funk, flash and firearms to rack up the hits.
48 A Guy and His Stuff
ESPN's Kenny Mayne lets us peek in his drawers: He's got a whip in there. Seriously.
101 Instant Cool
Snow gear, premixed drinks and Jaguar's cheapest kitty.
131 Sex Spy
Just how do you drive a woman w Listen to four women talk about how they drive
themselves wild. Plus: the Women of 39th and Sixth, a Women's Studies applicant
with mob ties and Babe of Yore Robin Givens.
144 Smart Bombs
How to set up a bar in your home, carve a turkey with a chainsaw, read a girl's
palm and throw a Wiffle ball.
154 Where to Buy
Don't forget to patronize our advertisers. Start by calling them sonny boy.
156 How Stuff Is Made
STUFF STYLE
115 Clothes Minded
Stave off indecent-exposure tickets.
122 Rock Steady
Dress like Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. Why not? He gets the chicks, we hear.
124 Board Meeting
Tip from pro snowboarders: Dress warm.
130 Give Yourself the Boot
An excess of snowboarding accessories.
