FEATURES
48 Double Trouble
Not Another Teen Movie's stars tussle with our tough questions and divulge their
love of dildos and the word moist.
2001: What Was That About?
Stuff reviews the most annoying year ever. And that includes 1247 A.D. Sure,
the plague sucked, but did they have ,
a musical based on the songs of Abba?
60 Hot Pink
The singing sensation known as Pink meets our writer and quickly tires of him.
66 Put Up Your Nukes!
Comparing America's caliber size with the world's terrorist masterminds.
70 Shiny, Happy Trent Reznor
The Nine Inch Nails leader ponders life, tequila, Space Invaders, the Spice
Girls and Billy Bob Thornton.
14 America's Best Dive Bars
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. Other times, you want
to guzzle cheap gin and puke in an alley.
82 Another Story About War
CIA operative Tony Poe made his own rules in Vietnam. Here, his lessons for
today's commandos.
88 Whoa, Canada!
The most compelling reason to annex our northern neighbor is model Krista Griffith.
See our reconnaissance photos.
92 Sabotage!
Our roundup of dastardly pranks...so your workday goes by just a little faster.
DEPARTMENTS
10 Dear Stuff
You send us letters. We print the'm. Then we bathe in the blood of virgins!
No, not really.
16 True Lies
Guys hitting on two-dimensional chicks, cats stealing eyeballs and fat men grabbing
precious baseballs. Guess it's January.
18 Blitz!
Top of the Pops host Vanessa Minnillo shows us what's on top of her pops. (Hint:
It may be some type of bikini.) Plus: A huge halibut, a boy's life as a dog
and an eagle has landed...on a small child. There's so much stuff here, we pity
other magazines!
32 Hype!
No Doubt returns, Mad Max kicks ass, DMX does both. Also: hot newscasters and
dolls with vegetables for heads. You saw it here first (in case your therapist
was wondering).
46 A Guy and His Stuff
Orlando Magic star Tracy McGrady gives a shoutout to Michael Jordon, Payne
Stewart, lay-Z and Kenny Rogers' nephew. (Yeah, we don't get that last one either.)
99 Instant Cool
The 2002 class of scooters, the latest digital cameras and the most powerful
Cadillac of all time. Some call it the Escalade, but we prefer Gretchen.
123 Sex Spy
Four women reveal how guys got them to cheat. Plus: It's final-exam time for
this year's Women's Studies applicants.
134 Smart Bombs
Tips on sneaking into any place, and the •
secret behind Slim Jims. Plus: What to do the next time you're stuck in an elevator.
That's right: macrame!
142 Where to Buy
Offer void where prohibited by jihad.
144 Disturbing Duckie
STUFF STYLE
107 Fashion News
Clothes: They're just like having interchangeable pelts! Learn more here.
112 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Your shirt's. Behold the season of stripes.
114 Block Rock
Hip-hop fashion for happy people.
118 Marching Orders
Part dressy, part casual, all shoe.
