FEATURES
50 Cover Girl: Leah Remini
"Do something fucking charming for your woman when you don't wanna get laid,"
advises the King of Queens star. There are pictures, too. Good pictures.
58 Sex Survival Guide
How to stalk and trap wild women and find the best way into the bush. And by bush,,
we mean...ah, never mind.
64 Sir Charles' New Court
NBA madman-turned-broadcaster Charles Barkley pontificates on his life after b-ball.
It involves a lot of food. And glitter.
68 Jackie 0...My God!
Jacqueline Obradors stars in AlYPD Blue and the new flick El Diablo. She also
stars in this photo shoot, made just for you.
14 Robo G.I. Joe
What are you going to wear to the next war? This new gear is so high-tech, you'll
need a password to put it on.
80 How Low Can You Go?
Tour hell with celebs as they sink into vomit-flecked pools of drugs and despair—
and somehow climb back out again. Just don't let them sit on the couch! It's suede!
86 Victoria's Secrets
Athlete-actress Victoria Pratt trashes female bodybuilders and instructs us about
a little body part she calls Brazil.
94 Sex and Death
A nice Valentine's Day story.
96 World's Greatest Jailbreaks
Escape artists share stories about getting out. Try them all until one actually
works!
DEPARTMENTS
12 Dear Stuff
Our favorite letters, including j, v and q.
16 True Lies
"I watched in excitement as a blindfolded woman stripped for me....'?
18 Blitz!
High-tech porn without haughty smut-store clerks. Also: mummified sharks and a
sunbathing plane.
32 Hype!
Kid Rock, Amish porn and a two-page picture of a hot chick. Plus: the most romantic
movies ever—including Psycho.
44 Greatest American Hero
Before Marilyn Manson and Slipknot, there was Alice Cooper. Before that, there
was da Vinci. They all had long hair.
46 A Guy and His Stuff
The Man Show's Jimmy Kimmel praises his humidor, TiVo, nail clippers and his penis.
Yeah, we were really surprised, too.
48 Lord of the Bar
Jokes, pranks and bets: your ammo, sir.
49 Ask the Professor
Your burning questions addressed with sensitivity and a little ointment.
103 Instant Cool
A festival of 4x4s, a cheap Benz and our highly anticipated Super Bowl special.
121 Sex Spy
Your first night in her pants: Four women help you with the zipper. Plus: a new
Women's Studies applicant and Babe of Yore Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca De Mornay.
133 Where to Buy
We're like an escort service for cool stuff.
140 Duck Ahoy!
STUFF STYLE
111 Fashion News
Threads, and lots of 'em.
116 Hip-Hop Hooray
Rappers take aim at your wardrobe.
118 Bird of Prey
Black Hawk Down stars dress up.
122 Medicine Chest
The latest in grooming gear and poop.
124 Bag It
Bags: like caddies for your stuff.
