FEATURES
58 Cover Girl: ElisaBeth Rohm
We, the jury, find Law & Order's ElisaBeth Rohm sexy in the first degree.
Check out this compelling body of evidence. And more god-awful legal puns.
66 The World's Most Expensive Stuff
Three-hundred-dollar coffee, a $15,000 hooker...whoever said money can't buy
happiness is a moron. A sexy, crazy moron.
72 Get Your B.S. in Bikinis
Finally, a chance to go inside a swimsuit changing room without getting arrested!
80 How to Look Stupid
News flash: High-end fashion designers are totally wacky!
82 Andy Richter Controls This Headline
Did a bitter feud end Andy's tenure on Late Night with Conan O'Brien? Or is
this just a cheap gimmick to get you to read the story?
86 Miami Nice
What do the lovely songbirds of MSM have in common? A very large vat of baby
oil.
94 Hell on Earth
Take a roadtrip to the scariest spots on the planet. First stop: Richard Simmons'
house!
100 Jorja Fox
Go undercover with CST's hottest forensic scientist. It's not for the faint
of heart. Or for blind people.
106 Dates from Hell
Behaviorists reveal what makes chicks tick. Then they ask us to get off their
couch.
DEPARTMENTS
10 Dear Stuff
Readers express their disappointment in us, and we ignore them. Per usual.
18 True Lies
A legless horse, a violent pool shark and
a sperm-donating drug addict. But enough about our family.
20 Filter
Gay dolls, malformed ankles, George Clooney and cats so fat they'll inspire
you to skip dessert (they can be pretty filling).
34 Hype!
Rockers in surgical masks, Moby's new album and the truth behind M/B2.
50 Greatest American Hero Marlon Brando led a generation of actors...to the buffet table! Hey-oh!
52 A Guy and His Stuff
B-ball superstar Chris Webber reveals what an insane salary gets you. No, it's
not herpes!
54 Lord of the Bar
Pranks for those who enjoy said pranks.
56 Ask the Professor
A cranky German explains that funny feeling in your pants...and more!
117 Instant Cool
Digital movie cameras, the Ford SVT Focus and buckets of scotch await you! And
will continue to wait until you get a job and are able to afford them.
141 Sex Spy
Put your lady on the express train to Orgasm Town. Plus: Kim Basinger and our
latest Women's Studies applicant.
154 Where to Buy
Food and shelter are so last year—homie needs gadgets!
156 A Contagious Mouse
STUFF STYLE
125 Fashion News
Not so much news as new clothes.
130 Batter Up
Cool varsity jackets. Dad will never question your athletic ability again!
132 Flying High
Look stylish, even upside down.
138 Reek No More!
Ten ways to smell good. No.ii, self- embalming, got nixed by our advertisers.
