FEATURES
66 Cover Girl: Carmen Electra
The most gorgeous woman on the planet, wearing very little. Need we say more?
Yes? Then turn to page 66.
78 Snack to the Future!
Our man goes to Snaxpo, America's premier snack-food convention, and learns
what your robot maid will be feeding you in the future. Here's a hint: It's
crunchy!
84 Death Rides the Tilt-A-Whirl
Buckle up for a bumpy ride through the
nation's deadliest amusement parks.
86 Brooke Burns...Our Eyes!
Red-hot Brooke Burns tells us about her show Dog Eat Dog (sadly, it's not about
a bunch of caged dogs fighting to the death) and her love life (happily, she's
single and likes the sex).
94 The Man Without a Face
Boy meets flesh-eating fungus, boy loses better part of his face. A true story,
with pictures.
100 Parking-Space Cadets
Dude, where's your car? If you're one of these nutty drivers, it's in the side
of a building!
102 Kristina Anapau—Wow!
She's in a movie about hydroplane racing, and she didn't wear a stitch of clothing
during her interview. Which is more exciting? You tell us.
108 Christian Bale on Ice
The dragon-slaying Reign of Fire star sets his sights on killing a chicken.
Dream big!
112 Will Work for Sex
The scandalous results of our sex-in-the-office survey. Statistics included!
DEPARTMENTS
16 Dear Stuff
Readers spew hatred in our general direction. And love, too! But we get off
on the hate—it makes us feel worthless!
24 True Lies
A really dirty girl and soft drinks that taste like bodily fluids (or vice versa).
26 Filter
A lion adopts a hoofed homie, little boxers pack a punch, and we show you where
porn comes from (yes, from Santa).
42 Hype!
MIB2's Linda Kim talks about Tommy Lee Jones' crotch, we review the new album
from Linkin Park, and mass-murderer Mike Myers makes a triumphant return. Plus:
the sinister side of Haley Joel Osment.
58 Greatest American Hero
Lee Marvin led The Dirty Dozen to victory in Germany, and his liver to a whiskey
bar around the corner. And he probably never skipped breakfast!
60 A Guy and His Stuff
Race-car superstar Dale Earnhardt Jr. on drinking stupid amounts of beer and
purchasing vibrators for girlfriends.
62 Lord of the Bar
A joke, a bet, a prank and no tab.
64 Ask the Professor
What to do when you break all your bones: In short, die.
121 Instant Cool
Great grills, lovely Lamborghinis, wacky water sports and raunchy rum.
149 Sex Spy
Women discussing your most attractive body parts, Babe of Yore Daryl Hannah
and more nasty talk from the bathroom.
158 Where to Buy
Remember that tie we showed you? Buy it!
160 An Extremely Creepy Clown
STUFF STYLE
131 Fashion News
All the news that's prone to fits.
135 Labels 101
Designer clothes explained at last.
136 Spin Cycle
Cool DJs get dressed. A must-see!
146 Cold Suds
We're bubbling over in designer body washes. And bad metaphors!
