FEATURES
86 Oh, Carolina!
Sit in as we chat with Carolina Ardohain, Argentina's superest of supermodels.
Well, actually, we talked to her translator. Same difference!
96 Spanish Eyes (And Thighs!)
Prepare yourself for the next tidal wave of lovely Latin models. That snorkel
won't help.
106 The Stuff Guy: Ray Lewis
He plays football. We interview him. Then we put him in a funny costume. Later
we al sob quietly. Thanks, Ray!
110 Dog Bones
We take you to the place where all the little dead animals end up. Yep, our
garage!
112 The Pros of Being a Con
Please don't try these real scams on real people. But if you do, our cut is
half.
118 The Mob's Greatest Hits
When not killing people, many of the Mafia's most violent criminals can be found...killing
other people.
122 Daisy Unchained Daisy Fuentes, the TV host we like most, tells us her views on the political
situation in Cuba. While wearing a bikini!
128 We Put the "Ass" in Class
Our editor sneaks back into college for this shocking undercover report. This
time he really does show up naked!
138 The Catalog of Sex
Pamper yourself with the wildest innovations in sex. Then take a long shower.
DEPARTMENTS
20 Dear Stuff
You write to us, we read what you wrote. What, you expected something else?
28 True Lies
Real stories of madness, mayhem and other stuff that begins with m.
30 Filter
Sting in a dress, custom-built bars for your backyard and Yugos made useful
(finally!).
46 Hype!
The best weapons in video-game history, spooning with Fischerspooner and movie
reviews from fat kids. They're so cute!
61 Instant Cool
The 2003 Dodge Viper, the latest in fall brews and tons of lethal hunting gear.
78 Greatest American Hero
NFL Hall of Farrier John Riggins wasn't in it for the money. Unless, of course,
it was going to cover his bar tab.
80 A Guy and His Stuff
The lead singer of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones loved booze—now he likes
shoes. Sad, really.
82 Lord of the Bar
More stupid stuff.
84 Ask the Professor
How to get drunk on head.
175 Sex Spy
Trick women into wanting to see you naked, plus Babe of Yore Catherine Oxenberg.
183 Where to Buy
Sold separately: our editor's mom.
184 A Drug-Addled Bunny
STUFF STYLE
148 Fashion News
Late-breaking headlines from the catwalk.
150 Labels 101
Diesel gives you a PS2! Dirty!
1152 Scratch 'n' Sniff
Fall fragrances to hide your man musk.
154 Fall's Fanciest Frocks
We spot a trend, you spend.
160 Get Your Kicks
The best sneaks to wear while watching other people play basketball.
162 Torso Tarps
Great shirts for bloated bodies.
164 Air-Raid Fashion
Look fabulous when fleeing.
