FEATURES
88 Cover Girl: Holly Marie Combs
What do you do with a voracious carnivore who has tattoos, a hit TV show (Charmed)
and loads of money? Have some guy interview her!
94 Mother Earth Likes It Rough
It turns out that the more you exploit the earth, the happier it is. And whales,
too. They love it when you spank them.
100 Women Rate Your Wheels
The Stuff survey strikes again: Women reveal what they like about cars (other
than the fact that we're not in them).
106 Superdogs!
The smartest. The fastest. The longest-tongued. Stuff salutes man's best friend—then
we cook him.
112 Inside a Playmate's Head
Take a lusty look into the centerfold that is Lexie Karlsen's brain. Her cerebral
cortex is, like, totally hot!
120 Ratbear Goes to Japan
The misadventures of America's most disgusting, um...what the hell is Ratbear
anyway?
122 Bill O'Reilly Unplugged
FOX News' cuddly curmudgeon hates weenie liberals, whiny celebrities and wearing
makeup at photo shoots.
128 The Real World Gone Wild
What's shaking with MTV's latest group? Just about every body part.
136 Kick Anyone's Ass
Destroy any foe by using the world's deadliest martial arts...and a donkey. Relax,
PETA—it's a cartoon donkey.
DEPARTMENTS
22 Dear Stuff
Heartless readers condemn us to hell.
30 Filter
A bar that goes far, Egyptian garbage, brainy gelatin molds and a martini with
a splash of scorpion.
48 Hype!
MTV's purtiest VI, lames Bond on DVD, David Cross, the secret of Coldplay's success
and foreign pop music so bad we have no choice but to destroy Iraq!
67 Instant Cool
Snow gear and cocaine addicts, Irish whiskey and things that fold. (No, not your
mom.)
80 Greatest American Hero Dennis Hopper took a lot of drugs. How else can you explain Space Truckers?
82 A Guy and His Stuff
DMX pontificates about "fat bitches" and the healing qualities of soup.
84 Lord of the Bar
Bets, booze, barmaids...only good things begin with the letter B!
86 Ask the Professor
You pose a query, he calls you a fairy.
159 Sex Spy
What can you expect from her tonight? A whole lotta nakedness...if you follow
the advice of our Powder Room panel. Plus: Valerie-bertinelli">Valerie Bertinelli and a real-live
virgin! (We sacrificed her to Randy.)
170 Where to Buy
Exchanging your money for goods has never been easier!
172 A Ram Whore
STUFF STYLE
143 Fashion News
Coming this winter: more long sleeves.
146 Room and Board
Skateboard legend Tony Hawk rolls around the house.
152 Snow Job
A winter still life: parkas, snow pants, boots. You bring the cocoa.
154 Snowboard Fashion
Real riders, real clothes, fake snow.
