FEATURES
90 Cover Girl: Daisy Fuentes
Daisy's back—and more tolerant of our puerile behavior than ever!
104 Latin Lovelies
The only thing sexier than these Latin American sweethearts is the way they turn
exclamation points upside down. Es loco!
110 "We Have Seven Kia!"
A bullet-by-bullet account of one of Afghanistan's bloodiest battles.
116 Warren Sap Talks Shit
Sapp finally got his ring. So what could he possibly have to complain about? Plenty!
124 Sex Rated
We knocked boots for days on end, just so you would know what not to do in bed.
Read this and you'll have girls lining up to pleasure you—as soon as you
lose those Underoos.
130 Whales Are Bastards
Save the whales? More like save us from them! For starters, they take huge dumps.
Right in the damn ocean!
132 Marieh Delfino
See the delightful Delfino in the Jeepers Creepers sequel. We're told it's the
Godfather
DEPARTMENTS
22 Dear Stuff
We address your complaints and criticisms...and then make fun of 'em. (By the
way, you're not supposed to end a sentence with a predicate, stupid Scott from
Lansing, Michigan.)
28 Filter
We think you'll be as stunned as we were over the sub- fighting polar bear and
Coca- Cola robot with swastikas on it. (The robot used a stun gun on us.)
42 Hype
A brand-new Simpsons DVD, John Leguizamo talks about getting his ass kicked by
girls, and we finally get to the bottom of Jane's Addiction. Turns out, it's Mallomars.
She can't eat
just one!
67 Instant Cool
Premium vodkas for drinkin', barbecue accessories for cookin', a BMW touring bike
for ridin' and after you've purchased all of these items—Chapter 11 for
filin'.
80 Greatest American Hero: Bill "Spaceman" Lee
In the game of baseball, some pitchers get by on a good fastball. Others rely
on an impressive pot habit and deep-seated anger. Guess which scenario applied
to Lee?
84 A Guy and His Stuff: Al Jourgensen
Pop quiz: Ministry's lead singer talks about either: a) hockey; b) heroin; or
c) hieroglyphics Answer: Fooled you—it's all of the above!
86 Ask the Temp
She knows everything! Ask her anything you want. Actually, don't ask her out on
a date. Mostly because we're going to. (Hopefully our threatening letter piqued
her interest!)
88 Lord of the Bar
Hot twin bartenders teach you to make awesome tailgate-party punch using Southern
Comfort. And the best part? The hot twin bartenders are chicks. Go, team!
166 Sex Spy
Will these tantalizing Texans come out of all this without hearing a bad "Houston,
we have a problem" pun? No. No, they won't. (Pssst! Problem is our code word
for "chubby.")
172 Rules and Credits
174 Your Back Page Activity Sheet
The Back Page dolls are in a better place
