FEATURES
68 Car Special: Auto Focus
We take 13 of next year's shiniest rides for a spin. Too bad we had no place to
go— unless you count New Jersey as a place. (We totally just made fun of
Jersey!)
86 Cover Girl: Carmen Electra
The only kind of Pussycat Doll that doesn't give us hair balls fulfills our fantasies
about Baywatch bikinis and being an ex—Mrs. Dennis Rodman. Then somebody
breaks out a camera when Carmen suggests we take some photos. Crazy!
97 Stuff's NBA Preview
Tattoos! Profiles! Predictions! What? We're just as qualified as, say, Good Housekeeping.
106 Tracy McCrady
Orlando's Magic man invites us into his home and then promptly kicks us out. Considering
how many bags of Tostitos we ate, we don't blame him!
110 Triple Threat
Saira Mohan writes, models and speaks negatively of Bad Boys director Michael
Bay. Let the Hollywood feud begin!
116 Fat's Entertainment
A veritable smorgasbord of good reasons to plump up now. Stop worrying about your
growing gut and give in to the oral majority.
122 Break Glass for Sex
You need it! You gotta have it! Now! We take you through the emergency procedures.
REGULARS
20 Dear Stuff
The mail just keeps coming. Much like our deviant Uncle Joey.
26 Filter
A fat Joker, bear-stiality, gravity-free yoga and TV as headwear? Plan on seeing
all of that madness in one section when pigs fly—which they do, in this
month's Filter.
40 Hype
The Coors Light twins, Matrix Revolutionssand Pamela Anderson's new calendar.
It's not just what's jam-packed into this month's section— it's also the
name of our new one-act play.
57 Gearotica
We rate the best home-theater-in-a-box systems and Wi-Fi accessories—plus
the latest in mindless gadgets and gear. Guys like gadgets! Also? Beer. (We read
that on an Internet poll, so it must be true.)
80 A Guy and His Stuff: David Carradine
Everyone's trying to Kill this particular Bill in Quentin Tarantino's latest—which
is why this Kung Fu master owns so many lethal weapons. (At least, we hope that's
the reason.)
84 Lord of the Bar
Johnnie Walker visits our office, and we then visit our primary physician. Turns
out, he likes a snort, too!
129 Stuff Style
Mink coats (seriously), retro jerseys and 50 Cent's sneaker. We're totally keeping
it!
145 Sex Spy
The sexy women of Sin-cinnati, another can't-miss rising starlet and a report
from our Bureau of Voyeurism: the Bathroom Tapes. Sure, the latter is an invasion
of privacy, but so is that "security camera" in your bedroom.
152 Your Back-Page Activity Sheet
