FEATURES
50 Christina Moore
This '70s Show sexpot pretends to be knowledgeable about a decade she barely remembers.
Way to be young, Christina!
66 America's 20 Best Dive Bars
Our annual salute to cheap beer, cheap food and cheaper thrills. Speaking of cheap
thrills, have you ever thrown rocks at cars? It's awesome!
72 Deion Sanders
The only reason to watch the Super Bowl is to see what Prime Time is going to
say next. Oh, and that new Pepsi ad.
76 Tara Reid
The heart of Hollywood's prettiest party girl belongs to another. Sigh. Well,
at least we have these pictures.
86 Animals in Weird Places
Hey, if you want animals in normal places, subscribe to National Geographic.
88"I Was a Teenage Murder Victim"
A convict confessed to her murder, but she was living with her boyfriend the whole
time. Somebody option this heartwarming tale for Miramax!
92 Jill Wagner
The Punk'd star pranks us into thinking she actually likes us. It's been done
before, babe.
DEPARTMENTS
16 Letters
The mail never stops. Much like the minivan we drive. Why are you always cutting
the brake cables, Ma?
22 Filter
- Daughter or a date? You make the call—to the police, if it's the latter.
- Meet our deer friend/robot.
- Refrigerator Perry: A fond look back at America's most amicable appliance.
34 Hype
- Boston Public's Courtney Peldon teaches us some sex ed.
- Comedian Wanda Sykes sounds off about, well, everything.
- The top five medieval games of all time. Surprisingly, none are from ancient
Egypt.
46 Gearotica
- The latest Saab makes our bad place throb.
- An introduction to porters. They're like stouts, minus the attitude.
99 Stuff Style
- A dry clean–proof suit.
- Get Your Look On: We teach a shlub how to look less shlubby.
- Learn how to dress like Sean Paul. Fun fact: His last name is also a first name.
115 Sex Spy
- Our 39th & Sixth contest winners are finally unveiled! They're also unclothed.
- A Powder Room devoted entirely to twins? Well, shove some Doublemint up our
butt and call us Mary-Kate and Ashley!
- In our new column, the Sex Spy explains spanking and shrimping.
127 Rules and Credits
128 Back Page Activity Sheet
