FEATURES
72 Joanna Krupa
She's an ex-Juggy and—fingers crossed—our future ex-girlfriend. (We've
already imagined getting dumped by her.)
80 The Best of Summer
The season's hottest concerts, movies, CDs and trips. Scooped you again, Amish
Monthly!
88 "I Got Shot in the Face!"
A pacifist who got a point-blank blast of ammo reveals how he got out alive, if
not intact.
90 Eric Gagne
The Dodgers pitcher throws back answers to our questions and then grabs our questions'
crotch. Typical ballplayer.
94 Maria Menounos
The Entertainment Tonight Greek goddess tears off her toga and says "Feta
cheese!" for the camera.
102 Bike to the Future
Getting around by car is so 20th century. Behold the wheels of the future. Then
buy a bus pass.
104 Extreme Sibling Rivalry
The craziest brother and sister fights not involving swirlies.
108 How to Bring Down bin Laden
Everything you wanted to know about how we'll nab the evil one. And nothing you
wanted to know about dinosaurs. Sorry!
114 Kelly Carlson
This model/actress plays a model in FX's Nip/Tuck. And gets paid! DEPARTMENTS
14 Letters
We'd take your calls, but we hate the sound of your voice. Thank goodness for
the postal service!
20 Asylum
A German skates on a roller coaster and then yaks sauerkraut (we assume).
Pop quiz! Are these people paralyzed or lazy? You make the call...to 911.
Ask Randy: Our in-house pineapple answers your fruity questions.
36 Hype
Barker's Beauty Shane Stirling likes to stroke her cat. Coincidentally, our new
name is Cat. David Cross talks about poker, prompting to say, "Poke her? We don't even
know hE Prompting him to leave.
50 Gearotica
Digital cameras, convertibles, grills and a universal remote. (You can control
Latvia from your sofa!)
Singer Mya talks about the stuff she owns. Like our heart.
123 Stuff Style
All the summer clothes you need, from day to night. (After nightfall, you have
to go naked.)
143 Sex Spy
Powder Room: Boston bartenders pour us a stiff one and then tell us how to belly
up to their beds.
Men can have multiple orgasms! Our Sex Spy tells you how—over and over again.
151 Rules and Credits
152 Catching Up With: Amelia Earhart
