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68 Nicole Richie
The Simple Life 2's cursing cutie wants to bleep our bleep off. (Note: The censors
are extrasensitive to the words talk and ear.)
76 The Girls of Reality TV
The hottest contestants get real—real sexy! (Then real disgusted by us biting
our toenails.)
92 "I Was O.J.'s Accomplice!"
O.J. Simpson's new sidekick talks about making a prank video with the murder suspect.
Poor Kato!
97 Overrated vs. Underrated
Stuff tells you what deserves more hype and what isn't worth the type.
102 Jamie Foxx
The ESPY Awards host talks about sports, Speedos and sharks. And other stuff not
starting with an s, but that would ruin our whole alliteration thing.
104 Sex Roadblocks
Forty-five women tell you where you went wrong when trying to turn them on. (Hint:
Making honking noises while squeezing their boobs doesn't work.)
110 Baseball's All-Star Flakes
The only warm-up jackets these major-league wackos should wear come with straps.
114 Liz Phair
The vocalist-vixen swings by to say hi during her summer tour. Luckily, we have
a PLEASE REMOVE YOUR CLOTHES sign on our front door. DEPARTMENTS
10 Letters
Finally, a reason to use our letter opener for something other than stabbing the
mail guy.
16 Asylum
Sidewalk art: perfect for those with giant heads and weak neck muscles.
See that guy to the right? How could you not want to turn to page 22?
A pineapple answers your questions on breast implants, vampires and goldfish.
34 Hype
The Notebook's Meredith Zealy talks about old people doing the horizontal polka.
And you wonder why our job makes us horny?
New Found Glory have a new album out. Coincidentally, they talk about it in their
interview.
51 Gearotica
A mini notebook, a two-speaker surround-sound system and a game that shocks you.
But don't bother buying any of 'em if you don't have electricity.
The best summer beers. Drink them on the porch or right out of the gutter.
119 Stuff Style
A diving watch to accessorize your wet suit.
(It's cuter than a clunky oxygen tank.)
Dress like an Ivy Leaguer while maintaining your third-grade maturity level.
135 Sex Spy
All aboard! Swimsuit models tell us what floats their boats.
A pretty girl from The Sopranos makes us want to go to church. Hallelujah!
142 Rules and Credits
144 Catching Up With: The Cloned Raelian Baby
Features in This Issue
Covergirl Nicole Richie Photographed by Willy Camden (Not Nude)
Reality TV's 15 Hottest Girls! Survivor's Amber, Jessica Simpson, The Real World Cast
Sammy Sosa, JFK & Bacon? The Startling Link Revealed!
Plus: 44 Movies In You Pocket, Summer Beer & DIY Muscle Cars
New Found Glory's Chad Gilbert interviewed by Jon Wiederhorn
