FEATURES
84 Trekkie Fantasy
Star Trek: Enterprise's Jolene Blalock loses her pointy ears-- and most of her
clothes.
94 College Football Preview
All the info you need for the new season: predictions, criminal coaches and stupid
trophies.
100 Saban, Toothed Tiger
LSU head coach Nick Saban reveals how he turned the Tigers from chumps to champs
(but not chimps).
106 Laflin Out Loud
ESPN2's Bonnie Jill Laflin gabs about two things we know little about: sports
and boobs.
116 Bill Clinton on the Record
The former president goes mano a mano with Stuff in an exclusive interview.
118 The Kansas City Cannibal
Why do police think this man killed—and ate—his friend?
122 Captain Smirk William Shatner trades Tribbles for trials on Boston Legal.
126 Scorching Porch
Colleen Porch fights off alien insects in Starship Troopers 2 but surrendered
to our cameras and questions. Then she sprayed us with Raid.
132 Chippendale for a Day
Our reporter goes uncover in this tawdry tale of public humiliation, fat chicks
and lots of chafing. DEPARTMENTS
24 Letters
We can't go on living this lie: We don't always get letters. Sometimes, we get
postcards!
30 Asylum
Jelly beans are more than choking hazards. They're art!
Dennis Rodman guarantees he'll make you horny. Hide!
40 Hype
Ja Rule chats about his new CD, his new movies and his old feud with 50 Cent.
Tyrannosaurus Hives roars into CD stores.
South Park's Passion of the Jew hits DVD
66 Gearotica
New York Liberty star Becky Hammon rates camping gear for your next outdoor expedition.
The best Mexican liquors to help you forget all your troubles. And your name.
137 Stuff Style
A tough-looking suit to scare the crap out of your khakis.
Shoes with fur. Wear 'em you kick PETA members.
167 Sex Spy
Psst! Four women spill their sexiest secrets to us. Good thing we're blabbermouths!
Bondage for beginners: How to tie the perfect knot.
175 Rules and Credits
176 Catching Up With: Elian Gonzalez