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96 Newlywed Nicky
The youngest Hilton gets hitched and tells us about it. While we cry in our soup.
108 The Hoops Scoop
Our NBA Preview has Jason Kidd and Shaun Livingston, plus Inside the NBA's Ernie
Johnson's picks. Not including that scab on his knee.
116 Space Paraders
Species Ill's Sunny Mabrey and Amelia Cooke play two aliens you wouldn't mind
probing you.
124 Beyond Cartman
The creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, tell us why their new
puppet movie, Team America: World Police, is the best thing on a string since
the tampon.
128 The Terrorist Hunter
The hunt for Osama bin Laden leaves an American vigilante in a jail cell in Afghanistan.
134 Hotter Than the Sun
Miss Universe (aka Jennifer Hawkins) on world peace and Donald Trump's hairpiece.
142 Presidential Smackdown 2004
Comedians tell you who to vote for. Listen closely—they're celebrities,
so they must know what they're talking about.
144 Vote Gutters
The only debate these politicians should have is: "who's the suckiest?" REGULARS
26 Letters
Letters: The usual mail, plus two bribes to send it. Uh, we mean giveaways.
34 Asylum
Sheep pick the next president: Why not?
SpongeBob SquarePants goes ballistic on bread.
48 Hype
Jay-Z protégé Beanie Sigel follows in his mentor's footsteps with
a hot new CD, intelligent lyrics and a possible criminal trial.
Jon Stewart: The best fake newsman since Bill O'Reilly.
67 Gearotica
Auto spectacular! Get the lowdown on the hottest cars of '05—fast! .
Underwater-MP3- player accessories—perfect gifts for the merman who has
everything.
149 Stuff Style
Rappers show off their characters' styles from Def Jam Fight for New York. Sans
the bullet holes.
165 Sex Spy
Women tell you how to get them to do just about anything in the sack. Now you'll
finally be able to win that sack race!
171 Rules and Credits
172 The Stuff Personals
