FEATURES
68 THE IT GIRLS OF 2005 Lindsay Lohan! Ashlee Simpson! Scarlett Johansson! And other people who deserve
exclamation points after their names!
74 REID'S ALL ABOUT IT
After we crowned her the It Girl of 2005, Tara Reid showed us what's underneath
her sash.
82 WHERE JOCKS HANG
The world's best sports events to attend—plus the places to party before
and after. And during. Watching the game? Optional.
86 BODY SHOTS
It was either cut open your body or show you unnerving microscopic photos of your
innards. You lucked out...this time.
88 TIKI BARBER
The New York Giant rushes through beefy defenders and does a touchdown dance into
our heart.
90 REALITY TV GETS STUFF'D
Our man infiltrated several reality TV shows. His mission: To get on air and make
a fool of himself—and the shows. Blind date with a man in lederhosen, anyone?
94 GOOD KNIGHTLEY
Why we love Keira Knightley. (Besides the fact that she totally knows Johnny Depp.)
100 ABOMINABLE SNOW LAND
A snowboarder got lost in the wilderness for seven days and lived to tell the
tale. (After his teeth stopped chattering.) REGULARS
16 LETTERS
Your comments, concerns and complaints—before they go through the paper
shredder.
22 NEW SECTION: THE HIT LIST Heidi Klum's big book of sexy snaps. Space tourism takes off.
Start your day with a Breakfast Martini. The next Segway. Eva Longoria's pantaloons!
34 ASYLUM
Hyenas and baboons make great pets. (But terrible lovers.)
Osama bin Laden toys—put them in G.I. Joe's crosshair.
Just because you asked for it: the world's biggest mining truck! The Daily Show's
Lewis Black hates weathermen. Al Roker had better watch his back.
42 HYPE
Resident Evil 4: A bloody good time. Lindsay Lohan fights back with her new CD.
(She flings it at the paparazzi.) Jordan Knight gets surreal on
Flavor Flay's ass.
Party with Larry the Cable Guy! He'll be over between 9 A.M. and 5 R.M. Maybe.
56 GEAROTICA
Mercedes-Benz's SLK 35o. Kick-ass speakers.
Sony's HD DV camcorder. Biz Markie in your bedroom!
107 STUFF STYLE
Snowboarding bonanza! The clothes to wear, the destinations to visit and the Burton
team snowboarders to stalk—if you're an aspiring psycho stalker.
120 SEX SPY
Twenty-four women tell you how to make them orgasm. (Hint: Aim for the clitoris.)
Our reporter swaps her notepad for a tube of lube to become a porn extra.
Office-sex primer: How to collect coworker tooter, not unemployment.
127 CREDITS
128 SANTA'S DESKTOP
An exclusive look at the computer files of the jolly or elf. (Spoiler alert: He
ain't so jolly.)