FEATURES
76 BLUSHING BRIDESMAIDS
Six smokin' hot bridesmaids from Wedding Crashers drop their puffy dresses and
slip into something more comfortable.
92 AUDIOSLAVE'S CHRIS CORNELL
Audioslave's sound gardener is fresh out of rehab and ready to kick some ass.
Listen in as he reveals rock's dirtiest secret. You'll never want to tail a tour
bus again. Trust us.
94 80 AMERICAN BEERS REVIEWED!
Heeey, dude! We drank a whole lotta beers —hic!—so you don't have
to. It's called jervice sournalism. Love you, man!
100 THE STUFF LIST: THE BIGGEST CAREER-KILLING MOVES
From Tyson munching Holyfield's ear to Cuba Gooding Jr. signing on for Snow Dogs:
the stupidest career screwups of all time.
104 Monica HANSEN
This beautiful blonde is the former Miss Norway and the future Mrs. Stuff if she
accepts our proposal. Please, Monica! Our babies will be gorgeous—and glossy!
114 THE STUFF DEATH ROW SURVEY
We sent questionnaires to 16 of the scariest men on death row, and they were nice
enough to take time away from surprise cavity searches to respond. Now that's
courtesy! REGULARS
12 LETTERS
When we're not reading letters, we're writing them. (Corey Haim, are you ever
going to respond to our fan mail?)
18 THE HIT LIST
TV's hottest and best-smelling commodity: the Old Spice girl.
Build your own PUmma-porn-star">Umas.
Hot hUmma-porn-star">Umanoid robots you'll want to program and/or bone.
A $55,000 turntable.
34 ASYLUM
Car skydiving: Two words that should never go together.
These female Muslim police officers are tough, devoted to their religion and have
breasts. We assume.
Mary, Jesus and the rest appear where you least expect it. No, not there, sicko.
48 HYPE
The Pixies' Frank Black tells us about his favorite CDs. (Surprisingly, he went
for a low-interest CD over an IRA.)
New flick The Island is the coolest sci-fi creation since loan Rivers.
The Devil's Rejects director Rob Zombie directs you to the best horror DVDs around.
Then he steals your soul.
64 GEAROTICA
The new 2006 Ferrari INISB! F43o Spider.
Hate on vegetarians with the season's best grills.
120 STYLE
A tracksuit gets updated with fox fur. Take that, practicality!
NASCAR's Brian Vickers takes his hair from raceway to red carpet in 6o seconds.
And he didn't even leave skid marks!
Ying Yang Twins get a makeover. And spill crunk juice all over their fancy new
pants.
130 SEX SPY
The Sex Spy goes girt-on-girl.
Four hot next-door neighbors whom you wouldn't mind stealing your mail. Or your
virginity.
Frequent bouts of self-love didn't make these handy people go blind, but it did
kill some of them.
141 CREDITS PAGE
144 CELEBRITY DESKTOP: Britney Spears' FETUS
