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86 KELLY CARLSON
Nip/Tuck's hottest patient goes under the Stuff interview knife and reveals her
passion for fighting, how willing she is to remove her wardrobe for the sake of
art and the little-known fact that she owns a sex-doll version of herself. Kelly,
will you marry us?
100 THE 20 GREATEST ACTION SCENES OF ALL TIME
X-Men 3 and Rush Hour director Brett Ratner uses his noodle to tell us about the
greatest action sequences ever created. OK, adrenaline, that's your cue to start
pumping!
112 THE REAL 50 CENT
Before the "In Da Club" 5o Cent, there was another man who had the same
half-dollar name, only instead of spitting rhymes, he spit bullets. Get a lesson
in brutality from one of Brooklyn's most notorious gangsters.
118 COLLFGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW
ESPN college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit snorts poetic on college pigskin.
Plus: The games you shouldn't dare miss, the announcers that make us want to yak,
get-rich-quick bets and the best party towns for celebrating your team's victory.
126 ROB SCHNEIDER
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo funny guy Rob Schneider spews hatred for mean Roger
Ebert, Entertainment Weekly and fans who scream "You can do it!" REGULARS
20 LETTERS
Thanks for the mail, readers! And thanks for making us male, Y chromosome!
26 THE HIT LIST
Into the Blue's Jessica Alba shows us her tan lines.
Get out the acid-washed jeans: CindeUmma-porn-star">Rella, Ratt and Quiet Riot are ready to rock!
Louis XIII de Remy Martin cognac: The world's swankiest booze. Katie Holmes (after surgically removing Tom Cruise from her hip).
40 ASYLUM
Mermaid fetish: Why date a regular woman when you can date a weirdo with fins?
School your ass at Whore College. (Don't ask how to earn extra credit.)
What a mechanical elephant lacks in odor it makes up for in pointlessness.
50 HYPE
Fashion guy Marc Ecko goes gaming.
Korean martial-arts flick Oldboy bloodies up your DVD collection.
Three reasons to pop your movie-viewing cherry with The 40-Year-Old Virgin.
Kanye West's latest album, Late Registration, earns him a place on the honor roll.
69 GEAROTICA
The Fugees' Pras Michel shows off his $2 million watch collection.
Yee-haw! The Dodge Charger R/T rides again!
A Sopranos pinball machine.
The world's most dangerous toys: Lethal knives, double-barreled paintball guns
and crossbows await!
137 STYLE
The Gotti boys don supercool apparel and use up most of the hair gel in the tristate
area.
Hot new denim from Diesel, Analog, Ben Sherman, Polo, Energie, UnionBay and more.
Vintage sneakers get an Asian design makeover.
Oakley's supersleek, nearly indestructible new watch.
DJ style that'll have groupies bellying up to your turntable.
156 SEX SPY
The Sex Spy tells you where to pick up chicks. Girls, not poultry.
Six true stories from dudes who bonked some very strange bedfellows.
Five hot single girls to add to your little black book. P 18
164 CREDITS
168 CELEBRITY DESKTOP: Oliver Stone
