FEATURES
102 BONNIE SOMERVILLE
What does a Hollywood starlet do when she's tired of playing the lovable girl
next door? If you're cover girl Bonnie Somerville, you sign on to one of the fall's
best shows, Kitchen Confidential, to play a superbitch. Meow!
110 NBA PREVIEW
Six pages of nothing but net! Dwyane Wade and Tracy McGrady call out the league's
nastiest players, NBA vets reveal their secret rookie locker-room tortures and
we give you a pictorial history of the dunk poster that'll remind you of your
total lack of ups.
118 50 CENT
The rap mogul puts his life on the line with his new film and game.
120 Bai Ling
The time to Bai is now! Take a good long look at the party girl who stars in the
controversial flick Three...Extremes. Then listen as she discusses the eight little
spirit girls who live inside her. Oh, yeah, and her nipples. Listen as she discusses
those, too.
128 MURDER INK
The good news for gangbangers: Benny Martinez from El Paso, Texas, will remove
your prison tats for free. The bad news: You have to promise not to kill anybody
ever again. Bummer.
134 20 GREATEST SLAPSTICK MOVIES OF ALL TIME
Guest columnists the Farrelly brothers tell us what flicks tickle their twisted
fancy.
142 LAURA SHIELDS
The British Isles beauty disses Stephen Dorff and challenges Angelina Jolie to
make out with her. (Please say yes, Angie!) REGULARS
22 LETTERS
The last letters section ever. We'll miss you telling us how much we suck.
28 JERK STORE
Being mean is fun!
30 QUIZ MASTER
Put all that useless knowledge in your head to good use.
32 HIT LIST
The best of everything—including Jaime Pressly!
The fastest car on earth.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog gives the straight poop.
48 PHOTO BOOTH CHALLENGE
Lace allergies continue to ravage the nation, as evidenced by these five women
who can't keep their bras on.
50 HYPE
Bam Margera splits his head open for our cameras.
Bob's son Damien Marley raps about reefer madness.
Charlie Murphy picks the the best stand-up DVDs ever.
Drinking editor Dave Attell drops some liquid knowledge.
Shaggy's top five take-herclothes-off tunes.
72 NEIGHBORHOOD KNOCKOUT
Meet Meng Lau, San Francisco's treat. She's bisexual and sometimes vomits after
she gives guys her number. We're so conflicted!
75 GEAROTICA
Car-maggedon has come! Check out 2006's hottest rides
Behold the anatomy of the Jack Daniel's Chevy Monte Carlo NASCAR.
Really pricey fish.
Bloc Party taste-tests absinthe.
148 STUFF STYLE
Play dress-up with tattoo enthusiast Tommy Lee and Unique Whips' car customizers,
Will Castro and Reme Rowland. ¦ Plus: Style tips from the hillkillin' characters
of snowboard supergame SSX On Tour. Get your pixels on!
176 CREDITS
180 CELEBRITY DESKTOP: Colin Farrell
Peep his sex tape!
