Features
68 Joanna Krupa Our cover model talks about her three new movies.
Oh, and the fact that she likes to sleep in the nude and is single.
80 The 20 Dopest Drug Moments of All Time From Dennis Hopper
huffing gas in Blue Velvet to Chhech and Chong lighting up a dog turd,
we salute the highest achievements in cinematic history.
84 Big Pimpin' in Moscow Wanna be a player? Get yourself an
English-to-Russian dictionary and hop a plane to Moscow. Your crime-lord destiny
awaits.
88 Michael ChiklisThe Shield's top cop reveals his
secrets for maintaining onscreen scariness. Secret No. 1: Keep lots of Genesis
on your iPod.
90 Graphic Violence Why did six people allegedly go on the
bloodiest killing sprees California has ever seen? Just for the hell of it,
it seems.
94 Busted! Who will win Best Picture in our collection of celebrity
mugshots? Vince Vaughn, you might want to prepare an acceptance speech.
96 It Girls What do Jessica Alba, Kate Bosworth and Christina
Milian have in common? Besides being in that recurring dream we have about the
baby-oil factory explosion, they lead the pack of our picks for the hottest
women of 2006! Regulars
18 Stuff Live
The Jerk Store is alive with pleasure and pain.
A man trades in his dignity for a travel voucher.
Bag Lady opens her sack
24 Quizmaster Use your pop-culture smarts to win a new sound
system!
26 Hit List
The new Sopranos chick!
A 1982 GMC pickup truck that spits flames.
NHL's Barry Melrose: Our fashion hero.
Fucking Awesome T-shirts. (Honest, that's what they're called.)