Features
78 Tila Talks! Our myspace.com megahottie is a puzzle wrapped
in an enigma... wrapped in weaponry. Crouching tiger, hidden yum-yums.
87 The Stuff Badass Awards From new-school ninjas to pavement-punishing
muscle cars, our all-encompassing enumeration of who and what kicks the most
arse.
94 Spiked PunchSpike Lee spills the beans on his new caper
flick, Inside Man. Oh, and he casually refers to De Niro as "Bob."
96 Jennifer Ellsion This boisterous blomde can do anything.
Yep, anything.
102 Ring KingsJohn Cena serves up his facorite old-school
wrestlers.
106 Prison Rules Baseball Step into the fully locked-down batter's
box at San Quentin Penitentiary.
110 Jakki Degg She uses and abuses her electronic bedroom friends. Regulars
22 Stuff Live
The Jerk Store never outsources comedy.
Big man with little dignity = big sumo for little iPod.
Bag Lady empties her satchel. Hands off, pal!
Our monthly Quizmaster grill session is just like the SATs, except you can
fart without shattering everybody's concentration.
32 Hit List
The next celebrity sex tape poised to flood America's in-boxes.
Aubrey, that chick from Making the Band 3, p's our diddy.
Dope Vodka. Literally.
The Sopranos' Paulie Walnuts is completely oblivious to his
own killer style.
44 Photo Booth Challenge Abby wins! CongraTulate her by drooling.
46 Hype
Does anybody here speak jive? How to comment on junk and fool people
into thinking you know what's up.
A stripper's playlist: Top songs for taking off tops.
The Benchwarmers director Dennis Dugan on David Spade's imposing
presence behind the plate.
Jarhead author Anthony Swofford takes aim at the best war movies
ever.
Tupac Shakur speaks from beyond the grave. (Think The Sixth Sense
meets Above the Rim.)
58 Neighborhood Knockout Catch this New York City beauty in
a compromising position.
60 Bias
Ben "Moneybags" Mezrich samples gourmet matzo with heavy-hitting
Hollywood players. (Diamond-encrusted yarmulke not included.)
67 Gearotica
Power tools dislocate your elbows, explode your eardrums and
fix that leaky sink once and for all.
Get your splurge on: New rubber-roasting street bikes.
These hip-hop moguls sure do have a lot of soles. So your mom threw away your baseball card collection?
Good. Take a cue from producers Cool & Dre and get a real hobby. Has anyone
seen our aqua socks?
114 Stuff Style
The dos and definitely dos of fresh, fly threads for spring.
Sneakerphile feeds your fixation with sick DC kicks.
Chuck those ratty old tees and re-outfit your torso.
122 Weekend Warrior
The dirtiest motorcross tracks and the cleanest gear.
Bully by nature? Register for bodyguard school.
127 Credits
128 Dissection: Katie Holmes Get out your scalpel: We diseect
TomKat's better half.
