Features
76 Do You Bijou? The longtime show=stealer loathes pseudo-smart
folks and rips a mean bass line, even with bloody fingers.
84 Cabana BoyLost star Josh Holloway on why the next
punk who tries to burglarize him is screwed.
86 P.O.V. For VIPs From NYC to L.A. (and from Natchez, Mississippi,
to YpSilanti, Michigan), the top bars and strip clubs to peep.
92 Flash Fold Losing a quarter of a million dollars from the
comfort of a prison cell isn't as tricky as it sounds. It just sucks.
96 Crazy Loaded Our groundbreaking guide to gaudiness deposits
you directly into the lap of luxury.
104 Mob Portraits Look surly, swarthy or vaguely Italian? Maybe
you should be a character actor like these goombahs.
106 And She's Rich The net worth of these beauties isn't the
only thing that'll blow your mind. Regulars
12 Stuff Live
We polled millions of you. Great, now we feel obligated to
print your sick responses.
The Jerk Store is having a sale. Everything must go.
Our all-new Swap Shop section lets you trade in ruined items
for new ones. Have a little faith, eh?
Garbage Pail Kids, celebrity bypasses and Police Academy
4? Quizmaster must be preparing to pistol-whip your thinking cap.
20 Hit List
The deadly Ronin motrocycle. Samurai sword included!
