FEATURES
80 Ivanka Trump
Step into her office! Back for another season of The Apprentice,
the princess of New York spills the beans on her reality-show powerhouse,
her big Hollywood crush and Daddy Donald's dating advice.
94 CONAN SPEAKS!
As he prepares to host the 58th Emmy Awards, the late-night king plays
favorites with his tribe of characters. (Sorry, Pimpbot 5000, it's nothing
personal.)
98 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW
An insider's guide to the best bars, rowdiest campuses, rockin'est tailgate
parties and wildest bleacher sections to plant your ass in on game day.
Plus, ridiculous mascots, fat coaches and money-multiplying bets!
106 CATCH THE MARISA HEAT WAVE!
Won't you come along to this surfing goddess's private beach party?
112 NO SPEED LIMIT, NO PROBLEM
Drifting, the physics-defying, tire-destroying racing import from Japan,
has already taken over the streets of California. But is it about to give
NASCAR a run for its money? REGULARS
20 HIT LIST
• Snakes on a Plane's hottest hUmma-porn-star">Uman, Elsa Pataky.
• The most intense car show on the planet.
• Hot trike action.
• A $100 cheesesteak!
• Back by popular demand: Joanna Krupa!
30 QUIZMASTER
From Air Bud to G.I. Joe to Shakespeare, our Quizmaster will have you
wishing you'd paid closer attention to yesteryear's pop culture.
36 HYPE
• Find out what's on Bush's iPod.
• Inside Clerks II!
• A frame-by-frame analysis of Super Troopers, courtesy of director,
writer and star Jay Chandrasekhar.
• Learn how Daily Show correspondent Rob Corddry entertains
himself.
• Stuff Arcade: Big Buck Hunter Pro takes aim at Golden Tee Live.
52 NEIGHBORHOOD KNOCKOUT
The lovely Colleen lives in Las Vegas. Why haven't you moved there yet?
54 SPEND
• This badass hunting gear is all you need to procure meat.
• Your vintage-arcade-game buying guide.
• Dave Navarro's serial-killer art collection.
• Sneakerphile delivers the month's coolest kicks.
62 BIAS
• Racing editor Leeann Tweeden heads to Iraq.
• WWE champion John Cena discusses the cuteness of puppies. Seriously.
66 GEAROTICA
• Check out the awesome new Audi.
• The slimmest cell phones!
• Survivorman shows us his most vital gear.
• A home theater for that sensible pimp in all of us.
• Your favorite rappers' favorite gizmos.
118 STUFF STYLE
• Fifteen pages of killer clo
• Delectable denim she'll want to instantly tear off your bod.
134 WEEKEND WARRIOR
• How to survive Burning Man.
• Wakeskate or die!
140 CREDITS
142 STUFF STATS
Your warped minds by the numbers.