MEAT
82 THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
To find out what really goes down at the tryouts for the UFC's reality show,
we do what any respectable publication would: slap some tights on an intern
and throw him into the ring to fend for himself.
86 MAKING MADDEN
Take an insider's look at the game that has you beating the virtual crap out
of the Texans all season long.
90 AUDRINA The Hills' knockout next door expounds on L.C.'s bad habits, behind-thescenes
debauchery and dirt. Lots of dirt.
74 UP, UP AND AWAY! SMALLVILLE SUPERGIRL Laura Vandervoort BLOWS INTO TOWN. HOLD ON TO
YOUR HAT, LUTHOR.
94 STYLE AWARDS
Our yearly tribute to cool people, cool places and cool things. Cool!
114 JIM NORTON The Opie & Anthony Show's most flavorful personality tells us why
scarring trick-ortreaters for life is one of his favorite pastimes.
GRAVY
18 HIT LIST
We drool over Beyonce-knowles-porn-star">Beyonce , Beek out over Star Wars T-shirts, see Chantelle-stevens-porn-star">Kristen BELL rock
the bells and get a heaping serving of Kevin Bacon .
32 HYPE
We dare you not to DVR these awesome new shows. Plus: BEN STILLER'S bitchin'
work ethic.
48 SPEND
HOT SAUCES that will burn a hole in your face and STOUTS that'll make your belly
happy.
56 MAN SKILLS Danny DEVITO on quality liqueur and STEVE THE BOUNCER on the most feral catfights.
68 GEAR
Tech goes GREEN! You're welcome, planet Earth!
100 MAN OF THE YEAR
JT HAS THE WORLD WRAPPED AROUND HIS RHYTHMIC FINGER.
116 WEEKEND WARRIOR
Head to a festival so bizarre it could only be held in LAS VEGAS, and learn
the art of BASE JUMPING.
124 QUIZ
Are you a star or just a CELEBRITY?
