4 ABOUT THE AUTHORS
7 WINE
by Pietro Gamba
7 WOMEN
by Niles Watson
8 and SONG
by Peter Knobler
9 LETTERS TO JOHN WARREN WELLS
12 WHY GIRLS GO FOR S.O.B 's
by Terry Prince
16 COCKEYED CAPERS
(by the world at large)
19 MAD ABOUT MEXICO
by Don Johnson
24 GRAPHOLOGY: INSTANT ANALYSIS
by Michael Zimmer
26 THE SWINGER'S GUIDE TO CHICAGO
by Bob Ellison
30 WHAT KIND OF WOMAN MAKES THE BEST LOVER?
by Keith Kennedy
33 JUST CALL HER CLAUDE
38 "THE MITTY PEOPLE"
fiction by April Blackwood
40 STROBE: The Shirt That's Tough (when the going gets rough!)
42 RAFTING ON THE RIVER ISAAR
Photos & Text by Rex Features
44 CAN YOU PASS HER SEX TEST?
by David Lynne
46 THE SEXY SIDE OF "SNOW WHITE"
by Bill Maul
48 SWANK SWEETHEART: ANNIK BOREL
54 GEORGE MEANY—Nixon's Pain in the Pocketbook!
by Paul Ruben
58 SHE'S VERY "FRENCH"
62 25 OPENING LINES THAT WILL TURN HER ON
by Marc Crandall
64 THE SUPERMARKET SUPERCHEF: Robert E. LaRose (Superior Shishkabob)
66 A TOUCH OF JONES
by Jeff
68 BODY BY FISCHER
73 SHE'S HEAVEN LEE
78 THE BRAIN DRAIN
by Francis Clarke and L.H. Longley-Cook
80 SWANK'S SEXWORD PUZZLE
by Tom Decker
81 GET ME TO CHURCH ON TIME