7 DIFFERENT STROKES
Our Postman Has The Longest Root in Town! 9 ON SCREEN Dracula, Airport '79, North Dallas Forty! Movie Review By Bob Schneider 11 OFF THE RECORD Bob Dylan: SLOW TRAIN COMING
Review By Mark Mehler
12 PERSONALITIES Diana Ross, Timothy Leary, Too Tall Jones And Other Celebs Speak Out!
By Robin Clasen
16 FEMALE FANTASIES
Pin-Up Box, Museum Piece, Too Much Ain't Enough, And More!
Edited By Gina Kirkendall
22 WHAT MAKES A MAN GOOD
Phyllis Diller, Cheryl Tiegs, Richard Burton, Rod Steiger And Other Celebrities
Tell!
Article By Wendy Leigh
27 Gabriella
She's Looking For A Long Relationship!
Photography By Avery Wyatt
34 INTERVIEW WITH F. LEE BAILEY
On The Injustices In Our Justice System!
By Richard Bocklett
38 THE ULTIMATE APHRODISIAC
Better Than A Bushel Of Oysters!
Article By Martin Porter
43 CARA
She's A Hit With Erotic Lit!
Photography By Diana Hardy
48 THE COMEBACK
Could Making It On A Mattress Get Him Off The Canvas?
Fiction By Arch Doolittle
51 SWANK CENTERFOLD: LAURA
A Daughter Of the Sun Who Loves The Tanning Of Her Skin!
Photography By Jack Callis
62 SEX IN THE YEAR 2000 A.D.
Renting A HUmma-porn-star">Umanoid Hooker Will Be As Easy As Renting A Car!
Article By Michael O'Connor
65 LAUGH LINES
Jest For Your Funnybone!
66 DINER A DEUX
The Way To Her Heart Is Through Her Stomach!
Prepared By Randi Priestly
77 BANGING IN THE NEW YEAR
Making Up For That Fight Before Christmas!
Photography By Jack Callis
89 THE MANTS
Seeker Learns The True Message Of Christmas
By Bob Aull
103 FEELlN' GOOD
A Uniquely Nutritious Way To Making It Harder, Longer!
By Dr. Morton Walker And Laurence Lotner
104 SOUNDWAVES
The Dynamics Of Digital Discs
By Bennet Evans
107 A WORD ABOUT WINE
American Champagnes
By Todd Granzow
108 SWANK STUFF
A Potpourri Of Products To Lighten Your Lifestyle!
By Parker Hodges
