6 Jordan
The brunette of your dreams...your wet dreams!
18 Letters
Sexy encounters in the real world!
22 Breanna & Elle
A lustful taxi ride to sheer ecstasy!
34 Dial Nikki
Nikki has fun with a boyfriend!
36 Heather
Tight buns, tanned tits, what else can we say!
44 Jenteal Dreams
A porn star in dreamland!
46 Andrea & Ian
The baker and his assistant heat up the kitchen!
60 Knight Moves
Summer goes to a porn party!
62 Rachel
She spreads it all outdoors!
70 Microbes of Destruction
These little suckers are our worst nightmare!
73 Karen
Let this blonde take u away from it all!
84 Josie
Warning! This beauty will raise your blood pressure!
97 Floyd's Funnies
The funnyman fools around!
98 Forty and Horny
Older women are great in the sack!
102 Tina & Daniela
Lusty lezzies in the pool—cool!
175 Patricia
This classy blonde teases and pleases!
184 Next Month
Be prepared for the best!
EDITORIAL NOTE
Do this. Why the hell did you do that? Don't you listen when I'm speaking to you?
Raise denied. You're fired. Your car's got a flat. The rent's due. It goes on...and
on...and on.
Ain't got nothin' but trouble? Cheer up. In your hands is the cure, at least a
temporary one, for all the daily stress, strain and anxiety heaped upon you.
Escape! That's the answer. After an exciting SWANK break you'll be pumped and
primed to go after that oppressive bull, grab it by the horns and straighten out
its ass. However, for right now let's begin our pilgrimage through a land brimming
with beauty, satiated with sexuality and exploding with erotic escapism.
Wham, barn, here we go—Jordan opens her legs to welcome you, Tina &
Daniela and Elle & Breanna have a lickfest, Andrea & Ian pork at work,
then there's Josie, Karen, Rachel, Heather, and Patricia. Enough? Never! There's
Jenteal, Nikki, Summer and even a few surprises!
This could be the greatest news you've heard since they announced the return of
original Coke Over 40, Better Late Than Ever. Get ready to be shocked as this
exciting expose reveals the hidden truth about the unbridled sexuality of the
"older woman"! We have to warn you, after reading this article you may
just find yourself trading in your college coed cutie for her mother!
Hey, how 'bout this for a slap back to reality— Microbes of Destruction,
Mankind's Battle Against a Viral Apocalypse. Gregg Van Vranken takes us on a terrifying
road trip back through a disease-riddled history, highlighted by horrific detours
down back alleys littered with the Ebola virus, pneumonic plague, and of other
deadly microscopic monsters.
So. are you ready to take the self indulgent plunge? Still ,riot sure? Well,
why not think about the sentiments of the immortal Jane Austin when she penned—"Why not seize the pleasure at once. How often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparation!"
Okay? So, turn the page this very second and let the festivities begin.
The Editors
