6 Destiny Long-haired, leggy and luscious! 16 Readers' Letters
Our readers tell their steamy stories!
20 Venus, Vince & Lora
It doesn't get better than this!
32 Claire
She's young and eager to strut her stuff!
36 Tales of the Unexplained
A naval ship travels though time and space!
46 Holli Woods
Holli takes Southern hospitality to the limit!
48 Candy
Can't you just taste her?
58 21st Century Soldier
Military might for the millenium!
62 Anita & April
Lesbian lust at its best!
72 Star Struck
Another X-rated postcard from Miami Beach!
75 Celeste
A grown-up girl-next-door!
82 Sex and the Single Guy...Who Doesn't Live Alone!
Great sex on the sly!
86 Andi
A strip tease and car wash in one!
97 Swank Pranks
Be the life of your next party!
98 XXX Reviews
The hottest new smut on film!
102 Teresa & Darren
Classic girl-on-boy fun!
114 Dial Nikki
Nikki's ride with a real cowgirl!
117 Bad Girl: Kym
Bad girls have more fun!
176 Susan
Exercise should always be this fun!
184 Next Month
Our upcumming features!
EDITORIAL NOTE
Afew months ago, we dedicated the editor's page to lame pick-up lines. We even
promised you'd never see them here again. And Swank would never let you down and
break a promise, right? So here's a page of different pick-up lines! We can't
guarantee they'll get you laid but they're corny enough to get you noticed!
Picture this: you're at a party, and you've been staring at Andi from across the
room the whole time. You finally get the nerve to walk up to her and you say,
"You must have a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I've been seeing myself in
your pants all night." Or maybe you could boast to Claire, "I'm a musician
and I love flowers...care to put tulips on my organ?" If you see a cutie
like Candy working at the ice cream shop, look her in the eye as she hands you
your cone and tell her, "This ice cream can't be sweeter than you are."
Meeting people at bars can be traUmma-porn-star">Umatizing if you have a hard time coming up with
a good opening line, Just imagine the possibilities if you were armed with something
like, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Celeste?" This one can
backfire, though... "Oh. Your name is Celeste..." If you do get to talk
to a girl for a while, you could break in with the very similar and equally obnoxious,
"So, Destiny, fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"
Or, "Teresa, baby, what's your sign? Dangerous curves? Slippery when wet?"
At the gym, you might run into an athletic beauty like Susan. Just strut your
stuff right over to her and say, "I like every muscle in your body...especially
mine."
Or sidle up to Kym and ask, "Do you sleep on your stomach?" No. "Can
I?"
For the more advanced pick-up artist, we suggest going up to a couple of babes
like Anita & April and saying, "Let's go back to my place and do all
the things I'm going to everyone we did anyway." Hey, it could work —
just check out Vince, Vince & Lora! He sure did something right!
'Til next month,
The Editors
