6 Brooke
Her dress says "Fuck," but her eyes say "Fuck me!"
14 Readers' Letters
Real-life smut!
Kirsty, Jenna & Dean
It's never too hot out for a threesome!
32 Sexual Deviance
Perverts throughout history!
36 Cat
This sleek sex kitten poses just for you!
46 Holli Woods
Holli's lifeguard fantasy—starring you!
48 Rachel & Mark
Peek in on their poolside fun!
58 Tales of the Unexplained
Hitchhikers on the highway to hell!
62 Fresh Face: Vanessa
This new girl may be your new favorite!
70 Racing Legends
America's number one sport!
74 Claire & Joey
These cooks looks good enough to eat!
84 Star Struck Marylin's Miami Beach make-out sessions!
86 Barbie
Sexy doll ready for playtime!
97 Swank Pranks
Funny jokes for horny folks!
98 XXX Review
Sizzling new releases!
102 Nikki Dial
Nikki gets "checked out" at the supermarket!
105 Chelsea
The word "perky" comes to mind!
116 Sasha
Better to have tennis elbow than tennis balls!
177 Josie
A dark-haired chick on a big white bed!!
EDITORIAL NOTE
People often say that it's the things that are the most fun that are worst for
you. But think about it how could Swank possibly be bad for you? In fact, you
may be inspired to lead a healthier lifestyle after perusing through this latest
issue!
Take Sasha, for instance. She's having a great time all by herself at tennis practice.
If that doesn't prompt you to take up sports, nothing will.
Even if you don't know how to swim, you can enjoy vigorous exercise at the pool.
Check out Kirsty, Jenna & Dean and Rachel & Mark. These are a few models
who are working on perfecting their "breast stroke!"
Looking at photos of beautiful women can only make you a happier, healthier guy,
right? Well, then, take a good long look at Brooke, Cat, Vanessa, Barbie, and
Chelsea! You've been hearing it since you were a kid: eat three square meals a
day. Who wouldn't want to spend some time in the kitchen when Claire & Joey
are there turning up the heat? Eating each other out and cumming all over can
get a little messy, but at least there are no dishes to wash afterwards! Remember,
you can't function well if you haven't had a good night's sleep. Curl up with
Josie—although we can't promise you'll get much shut-eye with her around.
Still up? Well, take a gander at Legends of Nascar Racing — the most popular
American weekend pastime. Reading about it is much safer that actually driving
the cars! Speaking of driving, you can live vicariously through unsuspecting drivers
who picked up ghosts disguised as hitchhikers in Tales of the Unexplained. Thanks
to us, you'll know better than to pick up a poltergeist who's trying to thumb
a ride. You can even brush up on your knowledge of Sexual Deviance, instead of
having to learn it the hard way.
For sex tips, advice, and unbelievable sex stories, check out Holli Woods, Marylin
Star, and Nikki Dial! And our Readers' Letters prove that this stuff can really
happen to you!
The Editors
