8 1903
Bend over and watch the birdie. Poof!
16 Letters
'40s, '50s, '60s smut!
20 1916
A dough boy gets some buttery biscuit!
30 A Century of Sex Toys
Some'ass-embly required!
34 1927
Revisit The Whoring '20s!
43 Porn Films: A Peek At The First 100 Years!
You've come a long way, bimbos!
48 1932
Hard, horny times!
60 Top Ten XXX Flicks of All Timel
The A-list of fuck films!
64 1944
Jump, jive and tail!
72 Quickies
Jackie O., Ed McMahon, condoms. Hi-o!
74 1956
Ponytails, milkshakes and muff—can you dig it?
82 Tales of the Unexplained: 20th Century Fucks
Slit slurpin' scandals!
86 1968
Groovy ass, baby! Yeah!
94 The Millennium Remembered in Stamps
From the U.S. Porno Service!
96 1977
Decadent disco debauchery!
104 The End Of An Era
The crowning of Miss Exotica
108 1985
Greed, and pussy, is good!
172 1998
Pricked and inked for the future!
Editorial Note
Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Blamo! Here it is.
The year two-fuckin'-thousand! Big shit or big shit, however you want to look
at it, it's definitely some kind of shit.
So, to commemorate this once in a lifetime event, we proudly present the Swank
Millennium Issue. But before we get to that, let's ponder a couple questions raised
by the passing of this last one hundred years. Where is Joe Strummer? And why
hasn't there been any vast improvements in toilet paper?
Now a few points to ponder about the future. What's going to happen when those
double-zero's drop into place? Are we going to fry in some computer-induced nuclear
war? Is your bank going to ship your money directly to Venus? Will this mark the
beginning of the end? Well, no matter what happens, Swank has the perfect way
to either celebrate another year or quake through your last moments on Earth—page
after page of smokin' chicks! Who else could offer you such a grand deal? The
government? Your local grocer? We don't think so! So kick back and take a journey
through the last 100 years of sex.
Peek in on a not so prudish Victorian portrait session. Watch the bombs and panties
drop in war torn WWI Paris! See the carpet bagger munch the rug. Pop your peepers
on Dem Brooklyn Bums with their totally swingin' female front! Rockaround-the-cock
with the soda shop sex party. Zone into a totally shag-a-delic babe down on groovy
Carnaby Street. Hustle your muscle to this disco booty 3-way. Lay down your money
and buy this fine piece of Wall Street ass. And it's a kiss goodbye to GenXXX
and the beauty of body adornment.
Plus, don't miss our special features: 100 Years of Porno Movies, A Century of
Sex Toys and check out what the "good of days" were really like in Unexplained's
Sex Scandals! And, just when you thought it was safe to go back to your champagne-induced
stupor, see what Miss XXX chose as her Top Ten XXX Films of All Time. Plus find
out where old strippers go to retire in The End Of An Era and what the a few stamps
to mark the last century might look like.!
With thanks to Silk City Tattoo (www.silkcitytattoo.com), Dem Brooklyn Bums Big
Band (Brooklynbums.com), the photographers who worked so hard to make this made
this a special issue, and to all the Swank fans, Happy New Year!
See you in the next century!
The Editors
