6 Kathryn
Red, hot and ready!
14 Letters
You wrote it, we read it!
18 Treasure & Misty
Time to pitch a tent!
28 Sex Riot: World's Largest Sex Convention
A swingin' city with lotsa titty!
30 Julia
She's waiting just for you!
38 Viagra: Dying For An Erection
The hard-on truth!
42 Lindsey & Tristen
Boy meets girl, boy fucks girl!
52 Holli Woods
Haulin' ass with Holli!
55 Madison
Fresh as a spring morn'!
64 Tales Of The Unexplained: Sexual Savagery And The Caesers
Et tu, slut?
68 Ester
Don't let the name fool ya—she's hot!
74 Quickies
Even funnier because they're true!
76 Taylor
Our two favorite colors—blonde and pink!
84 Marylin-star-porn-star">Marylin Star
In search of snatch!
86 Destiny
You'll wish she was yours!
97 Swank's Pranks
Funnier than a barrel of monkeys!
98 XXX Reviews
The very finest in skin cinema!
103 Barbi
She wants you to clean her ass!
111 Rachel
More than you could ask for!
177 Estella
Young, innocent and willing!
184 Next Month
If you only knew...
Editorial Note
I feel pretty damn good today. Sure could use a little boost though. I need a
cheering section or something. Yeah, like all the professional sports teams get.
Maybe a crowd of adoring fans. Maybe a quick chant of my name and then everyone
goes crazy. Everyone should be treated like a sports star. "Boo" your
plumber when he overcharges you for fixing the sink. Ask your accountant for an
autograph and scream about how much you loved last month's bookkeeping. Chant
your bosses name when he enters the building. Wave those ridiculous foam rods
in the air when he's making a call to break his concentration. Keep track of medical
reports on your mailman to see if his performance will be up to par this week
and then make bets. Even better—put yourself on the 15-day diSabled list—show
up to work, but don't do anything and cheer everyone else on. That sounds like
a fucking deal to me! What's better than that? What else? You guessed it—beaverand
we're not talking about furry woodland creatures here!
Nothing is more wild than the lineup we have for you this month. Check out Ester—she'll
knock you on yer ass! You'll want to start the "wave" as Madison, Barbi
and Rachel get things started. Buy a round for all of your friends when Athena,
Treasure, Misty and Estelle are up. Paint your face seven different colors and
shave your back as Lindsey and Tristan step in. And when it's all said and done,
get ready for a victory pussy parade with Julia, Taylor and Kathryn.
And just when you thought it was to time get on line and wait for a stale pretzel—bang!—Swank
delivers some solid hits to your mind with stories on Viagra, The World's Largest
Swinger's Convention and the deviant sex lives of the Roman Empire's most infamous
leaders. Plus, as always, Holli and Marylin serve up the most delicious sexual
treats along with Quickies, Pranks, Letters and the latest and greatest XXX Reviews!
The Editors