6 Alexa If only everything started this way! 14 Letters From our naughty readers to you!
18 Nicole & Nikki
Two girls, one dildo—you figure out the rest!
30 On The Set
Sin City's "Raging Pink!" You coulda been a cuntender!
33 Michelle
She made her bed—now she'll fuck in it!
40 Tales Of The Unexplained
This guy lacked some severe social skills!
44 Liz
A tropical trim treat!
54 Bill & Mummy
Yup. Shoulda been an archaeologist!
66 The Body Farm
Old MacDonald had a corpse!
72 Emmie
Plaid, pink and horny!
78 Nude Beaches
Where to find your local surfside skin shows!
81 Monique
Naughty little girl!
86 Quickies
You can't make this shit up!
88 Cypress
Hotter than the sun!
97 Swank's Pranks
Funnier than a jug of monkeys!
98 XXX Reviews
Fuck flicks you have to see!
102 Avril
She's airing everything
110 Ashley & John
The right tool for the right hole, er, job!
176 Alana & Lindsey
The perfect ending!
Editorial Note
Many years ago, my friend and I decided to run for president and treasurer of
our senior class as a gag. We had no positions on all those "tough"
high school issues and we didn't really care. We didn't put up any posters or
ads. We didn't make any grand speeches and, in fact, we didn't say much at all.
A real struggle, right? For whatever reason, we won. He was the president, I was
the treasurer. From the get-go, we had our detractors. The first thing out of
one teacher's mouth was, "So much for good taste." I'm sure in the of
teacher's lounge it was, "Those two assholes won? Fuck that!" Well,
if she could only see where I work today! Of course, she can't, because the last
I heard, she was out on some "retreat" (translated: mental ward) in
the Ukraine. No shit. That's what you get for being so fucking smug—eh,
crazy?! So much for good taste indeed!
Well, in all reality, good taste, excuse me, great taste exists right here in
the pages of Swank! Check it out as Alexa, Emmie, Michelle, Monique and Liz debut
with the utmost in style! See Avril, Alana and Lindsey turn in some truly breathtaking
porn! Then, Bill and Mummy break all the rules on their Egyptian fuck and suck
fest!
In Unexplained, never one for being a stickler to the rules, the story of mass
murderer Donald "Pee-Wee" Gaskins is a shocker! Sent to prison for over
110 gruesome murders and the first thing he does is kill again! Seems to be a
pattern! For the rest of us, there are certain rules of etiquette, especially
when it comes to proper behavior on a nude beach. Check out all the do's and don'ts
in "Beach Blanket Bango!" But wait, the rules for a porn movie set are
even better! See how things fare for Zoe and the rest of the Sin City crew in
our On-TheSet for Raging Pink! All this plus, Quickies, Pranks, Letters and our
XXX Reviews!
The Editors
