6 Briana Banks (Covergirl)
Ready for a royal shagging!
14 Letters
Our readers fuck and tell!
16 Jane & Nicole
Hey! Two chicks going at it!
28 Cancun Sex Event
Muff mayhem in Mexico!
31 Kitty
Call her, and she'll cum!
38 How To Fuck Like Pornstars
Go ahead, try this at home!
41 Jaelyn
Great lips for dick-tation!
48 The Unexplained
The undead pay no rent!
52 Suzy & Dan
Park stroll turns smutty!
64 Kerrie
Someone give this girl a hanc
72 Houston
Say hello, everybody!
75 Kyla
Too beautiful for words!
82 Quickies
Random acts of stupidity!
84 Toni
Her picture's worth a thousand loads!
92 Kelle Marie (Centerfold)
Our pure gold centerfold!
101 Swank's Pranks
The funniest jokes ever!
103 Michelle
A very tasty treat!
112 Top 10 XXX Video Reviews
What VCR's were made for!
116 Jade
Rhymes with "laid!"
184 Sophie, Dani & Ice
Hot, steamy, sex— cubud!
Editorial Note
You can call me a lying dirtbag—I don't mind—but if you want to know
the key to happiness; the secret of life, I've got it. That's right, I've got
it, and I might share it with you. But first, let me try this: See shells, sheshells,
by the sheshore. Wait, wait, wait I got it: She sells seashells by the seashore.
Yes! Nailed it! Man, I've always wanted to do that. Luckily, I have this paragraph to experiment with my amazing verbal and typewritten skills. Okay, you try it. Not so easy, is it? What the hell was I talking about before? Right, yeah, secret of happiness and all that.
This month, the pinnacle of exuberance can be found in the pages of Swank! More
accurately, it can be found in Sophie, Daniella, Jane and Nicolette as they show
us the true way to euphoria—hot girl-on-girl action! Your mind will explode
with delight as you see what Briana, Kitty, Jaelyn, and Suzy have to offer! Then,
Kelle, Kyla, and Michelle take you to an other-worldly sexual nirvana!
Speaking of other worlds and stuff, this month's Unexplained is a ghastly—excuse me—ghostly reminder of what, or who, is all around us—ghosts!—Real haunted houses and the stories behind the people who really make things go bump in the night in "Ghosts Walk Among Us!"
Alright, back to the living. For argument's sake, let's say that you've seen a porno movie. Let's say you've seen two dozen. Want to do it like they do? Of course you do! Learn how to jackhammer chicks in precarious positions like the porn pros and look cool doing it in "How To Fuck Like A Pornstar!"
And why not put your new found knowledge to the test? Check out our report on
the steamy 3rd Annual "XXX-Treme Adults Vacation" in Cancun and get
ready to book your flight for the next one, you big porn stud!
All this, plus, the lowdown on Pool Sharks, our unbelievably true Quickies, sidesplitting Jokes, steamy Letters and smutty XXX Reviews!
The Editors
