6 Zuzana
A unique name for a special girl!
18 Letters
Real people having unreal sex!
21 Dru & Rafe
She can't eat enough meat!
34 The Fine Art Of Finger Fucking
An ancient skill for a new sexual millenium!
37 Monica
All lubed up and ready to go!
50 Tales Of The Unexplained
Better Off Dead!
54 Jenna & Brandi
Two girls go lip-to-lips!
64 Top 10 XXX Video Review
The latest raunch releases!
69 Devinn Lane
Wanna take a slow, wet stroll?
78 Quickies
Meet a 110-year-old stud!
80 Sunny
Enjoy viewing her spread!
93 Swank's Pranks
Funny meeting you here!
94 Vera & Ice
She melts his popsicle!
102 Tera Patrick
Broadcasting on the Net!
105 Shay Sweet
No need to add any Sugar!
112 Houston
A pro reviews the pros!
168 Toni
Behold her beautiful bare bottom!
176 Stuff
You'll dig it!
Editorial Note
You know when you've had that "long day" and you're like, one second
away from relieving yourself in the bathroom sink before you catch yourself? Well,
today is one of those days. Sure, all I have to do here is string together a couple
of words, say "fuck" and "cunt" once or twice and call it
a day. But sometimes words aren't enough, dig?
For example, I just took a look at the issue we've put together for you this month,
and I can't even explain it! Conventional dialogue no longer applies. I have to
make up new words to define that which is the previously undefinable glory of
the girls of Swank! So, add these to your porn vocabulary and understand greatness!
Experience the cunnyliciousness of Zuzana, Jenn and Brandy! Be bowled over by
Monica, Sunny, Shay, and Toni's cherrylescence! And while Devinn, and may have
given up on their virginitude, you can be sure they're happy about it! And, oh
my, take one look at Dru's swallowocity! Quite obviously, she can suck the peel
off a skin-banana!
Trust us, this will all make sense later. Much, much later.
Something that makes even less sense is the history of Medicine! Seriously, did
we really believe that•a hole in the skull would relieve sinus pressure
and headaches? Is a bloodletting really the right cure for the sniffles? Hey,
I only play a doctor with the ladies, man, not for real! Check it out—strange
cures in Unexplained's "Better Off Dead!"
And when I do play doctor, the first thing I like to do is let my fingers do the
bangin'! When a girl gives you her digits, call her, then give her yours—right
in the box! Read carefully, 'cause it's all about "The Fine Art of Finger
Fucking!"
Then, here's one pie you'd love to get your fingers caught in—the lovely
Tera Patrick! Digital Playground's sinful starlet got her own Internet talk show
and we were there, on the scene, to capture every slit slurpin', tittie testin'
second of it!
All this plus, our First Annual Reader's Poll Booklet, amazingly funny Jokes,
naughty Letters, weird Quickies, bitchin' Stuff, and our nasty, nasty, nasty XXX
Reviews!
—The Editors
