6 Jassie
Too beautiful for words!
16 Letters
Smut doesn't take a vacation!
18 Delilah & Tony
Stick yer dick in and make a wish!
30 Stuff
It's better to give and receive!
32 Monica
So sweet, it hurts!
42 Celeb Nudes
Your search for Hollywood skin starts here!
45 Kerrie, Nicolett Terri
Think these girls like each other?
54 Jizz Bizz
The latest porn scene scoops!
57 Heather
She fills her box in the stock room!
66 The Unexplained
Oops, I'm dead!
69 Brigitta
Queen of the pe-Nile!
78 Hipster's X-Mas!
Give a sweet gift, get a wet box
79 Loureen & Vera
Nasty acts from pretty girls!
86 Quickies
Stories of dumb, stupider people!
88 Jezebelle
Hey, what's in a name?
101 Pranks
Prepare to laugh, you dick!
103 Ashley, Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca & Lisa
3 chicks and a dildo!
110 Merry Fuckin' X-mas!
Ho-ho-holidays!
113 Carmen
It ain't over 'til she cums!
124 Top 10 XXX Video Review
Flog your Yule Log!
182 Gabby & Lucky
Yeah, you could call him that!
Editorial Note
Why do movies almost always portray the future in a dark, post-nuclear war atmosphere?
There's always some fucking robots or computers or alien life forms that have
taken over, killing, or are at least enslaving, hUmma-porn-star">Umans. Those who are free, live
in crumbled buildings, foraging for scraps of contaminated food. How bleak can
we fucking get? I think it's time to lighten up. Look, there's still going to
be duckies and bunnies all over the world years from now, even if the aliens take
over. Bunnies are tough little fuckers.
What else will be around? You guessed it—Swank! As long as there are naked
young chicks willing to spread the pink, we'll be here! This month, our reign
of excellence continues with Monica, Nicolette, Kerrie, and Terri. We transcend
mere porn with the high-art smut of Heather, Brigitta, Ashley, Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca, and Lisa.
Then Jezebelle, Carmen, and Jassie, check in with their contribution to our sexy
cause.
These days, it seems as though everyone has a cause. Give to this one, give to
that one. But some people really need your help—like the poor bastards in
this month's Tales of the Unexplained. Most people want to go quietly, without
a lot of fanfare, right? Well, these guys got the short end of that deal. Examine
some bizarre, almost cartoonish deaths in "You Can't Win!"
Then, a special holiday treat for y'all. Where to find your favorite stars of
the big and small screens, just how you like them—completely naked! That's
right, we've got the pictures, places and locations, so you can get what you want—celebrity
skin! So, load up the computer, grab a drink, some tissues, and get ready for
Hollywood happiness in "Nudecelebweb.cum!"
And if that doesn't fulfill your wish list, we've got Jokes, Quickies, specials
festive cartoons, holiday Stuff, a jam-packed Jizz Bizz, Letters, and a whole
lot more! So, until next time, watch out for those crafty, world-dominating robots
and aliens and have a happy holiday!
—The Editors
