6 Terri
One girl's personal pussy safari!
14 Letters
Your own private filth!
16 Zoe & Nick
Droppin' anchor in her harbor!
24 How-To
You supply the girl, we supply the knowledge!
26 Trixie
A smutty angel heats up the place!
34 Jizz Bizz
What, or who, is goin' down in porn!
36 Shanaya & Autumn
Clit one, pearl two!
48 Tales Of The Unexplained
Things that go "hump" in the nigh
51 Vera
Taking the right steps to get laid!
58 Stuff
Things you never knew you needed!
60 Jade
You'll turn red when you see her pink!
68 Rodeo Clowns
Nothing funny about this job!
72 Daniella
Gives a dildo a dip in her slit!
80 Quickies
Believe it or not, this shit happened!
82 Hannah
What's wet, pink, and ready for the dick?
92 Swank's Pranks
Quit being an unfunny dick!
94 Kelly, Phil, Dave & Friends
Three words: Locker Room Orgy!
105 Nikki
She's open to anything!
112 Spy Equipment
What does James Bond know?
166 Houston
Porn queen dishes the dirt'
168 Linda & Frank
A good therapist uses her head!
Editorial Note
You'd think working for this magazine would give me the craziest, smuttiest dreams
ever. You'd think that, but you'd be wrong. Instead, what do I dream of last night?
School. I'm back in fucking school, and I have no idea where to go, my books are
in some distant building, and I have to walk back to get them. The kicker is,
the walk to get my books is in pointlessly ridiculous detail. I actually remember
thinking, "This is my dream and I can't even get to my shit quick."
Everything sucks. Except for Swank!
At least my boring dreams can't haunt me here at work! I have everything I need and now, so do you! Check out Terri, Zoe, Trixie, and Vera and tell me you wouldn't walk a thousand miles for them! Or what about Jade, Daniella, Shanaya and Autumn?
Get yer shoes on and get ready to hoof it, pal! Dig Linda, Nikki, and Hannah!
Oh, I see a marathon in your future! And before you go anywhere, check out Kelly's nasty locker room screwfest! It's absolutely unbelievable!
Equally as unbelievable, but just as true, is the fact that sometimes a one night
stand can be a little creepy. Especially if it's with a ghost! Well, at least
you don't have to call the next day and pretend you're still interested right?!
Check out the ups and downs and ins and outs of casual sex with the undead in
Tales of the Unexplained's "Horny Devils!"
Hey! When you're done with that, read up on a couple of guys who work with a real bunch of horny devils! These dudes deal with the baddest fuckers around, and that's no bull! It's all about blood, sweat, and steers, in "Rodeo Clowns!"
Then, Swank gives you the lowdown on going down! Our experts examine the best
ways to make her little pink quiver and get you a sexual gold medal! So, get that
tongue ready and get on your knees when you read "How To Eat Pussy Like A
Pro!"
All this, plus, the latest and greatest news from the Jizz Bizz, Stuff you need,
the legendary Houston, our side-splitting Jokes, bizarre Quickies, hot and wet
Letters, and our fantastically nasty XXX Reviews! Later!
—The Editors
