6 Jenifer
Our little wel-cum wagon!
14 Letters
Sealed with a nasty kiss!
16 Jezebelle & Jason
They know what they're doing!
26 H ow-To
Three girls? No problem!
28 Alexa
Nothing beats hot sex!
36 Top 50 Wrestlers
Get in the ring, little man!
40 Pearl & Monica
Ah, the fine taste of vagina!
52 Jizz Bizz
In with the sin crowd!
56 Toni
Slipping fingers in her deep end!
64 Stuff
You know you want it!
66 Jana Cova (Covergirl)
Blonde, pink, and ready for sex!
74 Unexplained
Making the future the past!
78 Kate
Rhymes with "mate!"
88 Quickies
Ridiculously true stories!
90 Alexandra, Kylie & Dominca (Centerfold)
Three holes are much better than one!
101 Swank's Pranks
Laugh 'til it squirts!
103 Andi
Wanna ride this cowgirl?!
108 Weapons of War
Yer in the army now, son!
110 Brandy
Keepin' warm and wet!
120 XXX Reviews
Super smutty cinema!
184 Houston
Porn flicks and pink slits!
187 Hannah & Nick
What a way to go out!
Editorial Note
After seeing hot naked porn stars auction their bodies for cool cash, there's
nothing like watching a cute little blonde yak up her vodka dinner for two solid
hours. You need that kind of balance. You just can't fully enjoy three chicks
making out on a pool table without hearing the low, guttural sounds of another
girl sending her last meal back to the sea via the toilet. Yin and yang, I guess.
Only then can you go to a 24-hour cafe and make a character out of a pickle and
four toothpicks who enjoys verbally abusing you. Just your standard Wednesday
night out.
What's not usual, you ask? Well, there's nothing average about the fine ladies
of Swank, my good man! Check out Jenifer, Jezebelle, and Toni. And there's certainly
nothing humdrum about Pearl, Monica, Andi, Jana, and Kate! If there has ever been
an exact opposite of the term "pedestrian," it lies in the ever present
beauty of Kylie, Alexandra and Dominica's hot threeway action!
And, to keep with our boredom-free format this month, we've uncovered time travelling
secrets of the past, present, and future in Unexplained's "Journeys Through
Space and Time!" Of course, after reading this article, you'll see that the
whole idea of time is indeed relative and completely random at best! Mind blowing!
However, even in the midst of our deconstruction of time theories and posTulates,
we must consider this: nothing beats a good ass kicking! That's right, punk, when
you check out the Top 50 Wrestlers of All Time, you'll be ready to get stomped,
body-slammed, and drop-kicked dead in the face in order to keep up with our list
of the baddest fuckers to step into the ring!
And, just when you're done imagining a world title victory, you may as well celebrate
with a good of fashioned threesome! Check out this month's How To section and
get your little lady in the mood to add another girl to the mix! Then get ready
to stir that two-girl mix with your dick! We'll give you the knowledge, you supply
the girls! Good luck!
So, there you have it. No wait, there's even more! We've got Weapons at War, Stuff,
Quickies, Jokes, Letters, and our filthy XXX Reviews! Admit it, we spoil you rotten!
Later!
—The Editors
