6 Anita
A fine way to start!
14 Letters
Our faithful's filth!
16 Jassie & Randy
Sizzling summer sex!
28 Sex Workers
Hey! It's a hooker film fest!
33 Dara
There's plenty up her sleeve!
40 How To
Keep it up all night!
44 Naomie & Jade
This is one way to get things done!
56 Jizz Bizz
Who's in, who's out!
60 Toni
Great views of her valley and peaks
68 The Unexplained
Revenge from the grave!
72 Dayne & Billy
Pole smokin' and hole fillin'!
80 Stuff
You just gotta have it!
83 Ember
Country living is definately for me!
93 Pranks
Impress your friends and be funny!
94 XXX Review
The finest in hardcore smut!
98 Brandy
OOfa!
106 Quickies
Great global guffaws!
110 Air Force
What's going down!
168 Houston
What's up with the queen?
170 Monica & Luna
So this is love!
Editorial Note
This is one of those days where I'm getting like, a thousand things done, but
the pile isn't getting any smaller. Ah, it could be worse. I could be working
for some fucking lame-o mag that promotes horse grooming or walking or something
like that. It's just that I haven't had a chance to appreciate the fine array
of ladies we have in store for you. Cue the violins and the tears. I just want
to make sure everything is perfect, that's all. Isn't that sweet? So, let's have
a gander at this month's SWANK!
Well, well, well! It looks like our record of perfection has been maintained with
Anita, Brandy, Jassie, Naomi and Jade! And, naturally, the streak continues with
Dara, Toni, Dayne, and Ember as they exude nothing but pure excellence! And, if
that weren't enough, you'll just have to see Monica and Luna show the world how
deep and wet their friendship is! This one's a keeper, friends!
Speaking of friends, let's talk about revenge—you know they go hand in hand!
Let's just say that when you fuck around, you get what you deserve, right? Right!
Well, in this month's Tales of the Unexplained, you'll read about those who went
a little too far and pissed off those in the great beyond! Some things go so past
the point of coincidence, it's just got to be revenge from the grave! Check out
"Unfinished Business" and stay on the straight and narrow!
Then, something a tad more gentle on the psyche—a hooker film festival!
Ladies of the night are more than just chicks who practice the "gash for
cash" principle—they've got vision! And when they're given enough cash
and a video camera or two, they put that vision to the silver screen in San Francisco's
Sex Workers Film Fest! These working girls put the "sin" in cinema and
the "ho" in Hollywood!
All this plus, our in-depth look at the U.S. Air Force's latest technology to
rid the world of scum, Houston, Quickies, Pranks, Jizz Bizz, How-To, Stuff, and
our super smutty XXX Reviews!
—The Editors
