6 Julianne
She's got the luckiest fingers!
14 Letters
Our readers' carnal communications!
16 Jezebelle, Hannah & Ben
Two chicks pump one dick!
28 Presidents
Declarations of Sin-dependence!
31 Sophia
Alone, but not bored!
42 How-To
Give her a sensual massage!
44 Sandy & Lisa
Looks like these two hit it off!
52 Jizz Bizz
The latest in oral, anal, fucking, sucking, wheeling, and dealing!
54 Katka
Sultry blonde needs a stiff dick!
64 Stuff
It is what it is!
66 Angelina
Laid in the shade!
74 Freakatorium
That's what the ladies call my bedroom!
78 Lara
Poolside sweetie dives into her own pussy!
84 Tales Of The Unexplained
Looking for a house? Skip these!
87 Spring
Fresh, blonde, and lovely!
100 Pranks
Laugh yourself stupider!
102 Jassie & Gabrielle
This is some picnic!
110 Quickies
You don't want to end up in this part of the mag!
112 Vanessa
She's got fantastic dildo control!
122 XXX Video Review
Over 1,200 minutes of filth!
180 Houston
When she's not doing it, she's watching it!
187 Vera & Clark
He explores her pink territory!
Editorial Note
I can't stand it when people make those mid-air quote marks. I understand what
you mean without getting all overdramatic. It's even more aggravating when they
do it on the wrong word. For example, "I can't believe I came 'in' her mouth."
Well, did you or didn't you cum "in" her mouth, you asshole? Ugh. Well,
this "month" we have a great "issue" of Swank for "you."
I hope you "enjoy it," 'cause it "took" a lot "of"
work and time! "So," dig it!
Okay, with all that ridiculous quoting aside, you can quote me on this: Swank's
got another winner on its hands this month! Just take a look at, Julianne, Sophia,
Tabitha, and Katkathey're sure to warm your heart, along with several other places
on your body! Then witness the pictures of perfection that are Lara, Spring, Sandy
and Lisa! And just when thought it was safe to turn the page, check out Angelina,
Vera, Vanessa, Jessie and Gabriella's smokin' pics! They're absolutely unreal!
Speaking of unreal, the price of real estate these days is through the roof. But
before you mortgage off your children, make sure the place ain't haunted! 'Cause
for those who dwell in "spirited" homes, the results are not always
friendly. In fact, they can be downright deadly! Check out Tales of the Unexplained
's "Occupied" and have more to fear than ever when buying a house!
A little less creepy than that, and I mean very little, is the existence of the
Freakatorium! Meet magician/sword swallower Johnny Fox and his collection of bizarre
sideshow shit! It's more fun than a barrel of three-headed monkeys and conjoined
pigs!
The only thing that could be considered more of a freakshow than that would be
the wheelings and dealings of our presidents throughout the years! Check out all
the federal foibles and faux pas of our elected officials in "All The President's
Women!" There's a kegger at the White House and yer all invited!
All that plus, Jokes, Quickies, Letters, Stuff, How To, our XXX Reviews and way,
way more! Until next time, remember: "strap-on" spelled backwards is
"no-parts!"
—The Editors
