6 Natalia
She's quite a catch!
16 Letters
Our ballbag, er, mailbag is always full!
19 Korena & Nikko
Workin' the dick like a pro!
30 Riding The Rails
The crossroads of insanity!
33 Sarah
Her hole is never lonely!
44 Lapapalooza
The very best of Sin City's strippers!
48 Jassie & Hannah
Muff divin' in!
58 Tales of the Unexpained: Floaters
Levitating laymen and flying nuns!
61 Tina
A shower a day keeps the pussy ready for play!
70 How To: Get Women Out Of Your League
Make you and your very dick happy!
73 Mariella
A good girl goes bad for good!
80 Jizz Bizz
A hot gash news flash!
82 Teen Of The Month: Jo
I think I'm in love!
90 Happy Fuckin' Holidays!
Putting the XXX in XXXmas!
92 Kerrie Ann
Did someone ask for perfection?
100 Horny Devils
Laugh `til you black out!
102 Kara
A blonde, a purple couch, and a pink slit!
110 Stuff
You might need this crap!
112 Ashley & Jennifer
A lesson in lesbo lust!
120 Quickies
Ignorance aplenty!
172 Flixx
Reviewed frames of filth!
178 Sin Twins
Fantastic fucking advice!
184 Tania & Dean
A mouth and pussy full of cock!
Editorial Note
Just when you think you've seen it all—hackneyed Hollywood movies that have every cliche possible; sappy, overly dramatic television programming; ridiculously boring manuals on insurance facts; day old bread and stale cereal, something breaks through and makes you believe in your humdrum existence, at least for one more day. What breaks the monotony of everyday bullshit? You got it—the hottest girls in the world—the sweet, sexy ladies of Swank!
Take a look at Korena, Mariella, Jo, Ashley and Jennifer and tell me there's a not a newfound vigor in your step! Check out Sarah, Tania, Jassie and Hannah,
and be rejuvenated by their beauty! And dig Tina, Kara, Kerrie Ann, and Natalia
and realize what it really means to be alive! Trust me, by the end of the issue,
you'll feel like walking on clouds!
Speaking of walking on clouds, is it really possible for some people to levitate?
In Tales of the Unexplained s, "Floaters," you're going to read some amazing stories of those who defy gravity and elevate themselves to the amazement of others. Are they real-life Supermen or just fantastic illusionists? Find out!
Well, if you live you life out on the rails of our great country you may find
a few things out: 1. Our country is big and 2. Our railways are fucking dangerous!
A decidedly creepy amount of unbelievably bad people live on our nation's boxcars, and the stories are chilling! Check out Lola Brown's "Riding the Rails," and see why it's better to wander the streets solo than hook up with hobos!
Of course, if you're tired of not hooking up at all (with the ladies that is)
you better check out How To's Getting Women Out of Your League! All the tricks on getting the girls that have been out of reach are right here! Now you can finally have that supermodel you've had your eye on...in theory.
And finally, if you can't get the hottest girls around, you can at least drop
a 20 and get them to lap dance for you! Dig Las Vegas' Lapapalooza and see who's the best stripper of them all! And if that ain't enough, we've got Letters, Sin Twins, Quickies, Jizz Bizz, Flixxx and Stuff for you!
—The Editors
