6 Jana
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18 Letters
College cuties and damn' her best friend!
22 Alexa & Barry
A cock in every hole!
32 Indian Larry
The biker legend speaks!
37 Jodie
Wanna see where the dildo fits?
46 Naked News
Watch out for the weather report!
50 Lily & Tawny
Labe lickin' lesbos!
58 Senor Swanky
Swingin' stuff, daddy-o!
60 The Art Of Annie-sprinkle">Annie Sprinkles
Fine art, porn style!
64 Paula
Blonde, big tits...you dig it!
72 How-To: Sex Exercise
Use it or lose it!
77 Kelli
A fine piece of ass!
86 Stuff
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88 Tales Of The Unexplained
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91 Nikki
Let's do it on the couch!
100 Horny Devils
This chick will make you laugh!
103 Nicoletta
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110 Jizz Bizz
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112 Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca (Covergirl)
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120 FliXXX
Over 1,200 minutes of cinematic filth!
178 Anarchy Twins
Sound sexual advice from two hotties!
186 Tiffany & James
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Editorial Note
Rush, rush, rush! Cram as much as you can into how- ever many free minutes you
may have! That's what everyone does, isn't it? What the fuck? Are we scientific lab rats? Some kind of retarded monkey experiment? We say it's time to relax! Grab a Swank and calm the fuck down! It's kind of nice to be able to sit, read this ridiculous paragraph, then flip and see page after page of tight trim, fine ass, and terrific tits, eh? We say, forget rushing! Everyone should take a nice, relaxing girl break!
Tough morning? Check out Jodie, Jana, Lily and Tawny! They'll keep you calm! Lunch sucked you say? Let Alexa, Paula, Kelli, and Nikki take care of the sucking for you! Not enough time to finish everything up? Nonsense! Allow Tiffany, Nikoletta, and Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca to clean all the little details up for you! One thing the girls of Swank can't fix—weird medical problems! Check out Tale's of the Unexplained's "Mysterious Maladies!" and find out that sometimes our own bodies conspire against us with giant cysts, muffin blindness, and crazy hands! Make sense? Read and believe!
And after you get over your newfound fear of breakfast food related optometry
problems, check out the artwork of the legendary porn performer, Annie-sprinkle">Annie Sprinkle!
This is one talented lady!
We've got all this, plus a profile on biker legend, Indian Larry, what to do with your lady when it comes to cumming in How To, the latest advice from the hottest fuck sluts out there, the Anarchy Twins, updates on what the deal is in Jizz Bizz, ball draining fuck flick reviews in FIiXXX, the Naked News, filthy, smutty, dirty Letters, the hippest of the cool in Senor Swanky, and more piles of useful (and sometimes useless) products in Stuff! Relax and have a good one!
—The Editors
