6 Sandra
Double stuffed!
14 Letters
Our mail is always sticky!
18 Jezebel & Jessie
A slit lickin' good time!
28 Mucha Vavoom
South of the border mat mayhem!
33 Sophie
Blonde knockout shows her pussy!
42 Tales Of The Unexplained: Wicked Water!
Get some towels!
46 Monique & Sasha
Sex tarts in carts!
57 Interview: Chuck Palahniuk
Fight Club Genius.
61 Tara
Cunny-filling action!
68 Stuff
A fresh pile of products!
72 Samantha
Never a filthier car washing!
82 Jizz Bizz
Who's fucking who?
86 Ashley
Our sweet, young, and tight centerfold!
100 Horny Devils
Sinfully funny!
104 Electra, Trinity & James
Girl goo-laden threeway!
114 Senor Swanky
Dig it, or get a knuckle sandwich!
117 Courtney
Hot brunette demands some cock!
124 FIiXXX
The best porno around!
129 Miriam
Young and pretty!
180 Sin Twins
Advice from the sisters of fuck!
185 Peach
Lick her where the fuzz is!
Editorial Note
Hey guys, ever get that not-so-fresh feeling after a big day at work? Tired of
spending your free hours doing endless repairs on your home? Looking to save up
for retirement? Want to get away for a while? Try something new! Try Swank! We've
got everything you need to make it through the day, 'cause we're jam-packed with
vitamin P, T, and A! But don't take our word for it—take a look at what
we're offering!
Only Swank delivers the molten hot sex with Sandra, Sophie, Peach, Miriam and
Jezebelle in one convenient mag! And just think of the benefits of taking a gander
at Tara, Monique, Sasha, and Samantha! Still not convinced? Let the refreshing
work of Ashley, Electra, Trinity and Courtney change your mind!
As an added bonus, we've thrown in Tales of the Unexplained's "Wicked Water!"
where you will discover that water can do the damndest thing! Gallons of it dripping
from your walls and ceilings with no traceable leaks! Three-week long rainstorms
located on only one tree! Watery poltergeists and more tales of watery woe will
flood your mind!
After that, you gotta check out the insanity that is Mexican wrestling in "Lucha
Va Voom!" Oh, and as an added bonus, we've managed to get an interview with
Chuck Palahniuk, the author of Fight Club, Choke, Stranger Than Fiction, and more!
Awesome stuff!
We've got all this, plus your smokin' hot Letters, everyone's fave rave Senor
Swanky, and a whole new pile of Stuff! In "Killer Queens" find out what
it's like to get harrassed and beat up by a bunch of transvestites! The Sin Twins
answer your most personal of questions and waaay more! Dig it!
—The Editors
