6 Jo
Who gets to be on top?
18 Letters
1,400 words of sexual filth!
21 Tory & Alex
Fishing with a meat pole!
30 19th Century Brothels
Hookers from back in the day!
34 Gina (Covergirl)
Railing herself real good!
44 Senor Swanky
Hip tips for the masses!
48 Jenn & Patti
Glazed fingers and girl cum!
56 Jizz Bizz
Who's going and cumming!
59 Dora
Two fingers in the deep end!
68 Tales Of The Unexplained: Eccentric Arisocrats
Wealth breeds insanity!
72 Keely Marie
Blonde babe spreads 'em wide!
84 Horny Devils
So funny, you'll projectile vomit!
87 Teen Of The Month: Holly
Young, tight, and 18!
96 Stuff
Another stack of consumer goods!
99 Pearl
Awesome tits and a pink slit!
108 FliXXX
Fantastic frames of fucking!
150 Sin Twins
Professors of pussy!
154 Jassie & Adrianna
Checkin' each other's oil!
Editorial Note
Among the great moments in history, we have the following: the moon landing; the
fall of the Berlin Wall; the invention of the toaster; and this, the January 2005
issue of Swank! You should already feel lucky to be part of it!
Get ready to witness sexual history as Holly, and Keely Marie take it off and
stick it in their respective holes! Watch as Gina, Pearl, Jo, Adriana and Jassie
bravely create new chapters in filth! And dig it as Tory, Dora, Jenn and Patti
make their marks with pussy juice and cum!
Historically speaking, those with the power and the money are often considered
eccentric. As normal people, "eccentric" translates into the common
man's definition of crazy. Either way, in Unexplained's, "Eccentric Aristocrats!"
you can read all about the insanity that wealth often breeds! Blue bloods with
a hint of nutty behavior!
And if that isn't enough, we've got the lowdown on whores in the 19th century,
the wit and wisdom of the 21st century team of whores—the Sin Twins—the
ins and outs of the Jizz Bizz, the hipness of Senor Swanky, your dirty Letters,
and a lot more! Enjoy the new year and your new Swank!
—The Editors
