6 BIMBOS & BITS
Harlem's Hot-to-Trotters
8 HORSIN' AROUND
Honey Rides Low in the Saddle!
16 DEAR RACQUEL
Pussy-Pettin' Penmen!
18 BLONDE LUST
Carol and Carole Are a True Love Match!
28 FEEDBACK
Strokes of the Pen!
30 Becky Sunshine
Beach-Blanket Bimbo!
38 FANTASY MAIL
She Fucks, You Know!
40 SCIENCE IS READY TO 'ENGINEER' YOUR CHILDREN!
Geneticists Are Already "Pharming" Mutants!
Special Report by Dr. Dawes Jamison
46 STUD FOR HIRE
His Lip-Smackin' Cock Rose Higher Too!
62 "I'M YOUR PERSONAL REAL ESTATE!"
Raunchy Realtors Put Up a Century 69 Sign!
68 CODY
Our Centerspread Is Wild, Bill
78 UP TO MY NECK
All She Wanted Was Just a Little Head!
Fiction by Dan Thomas
82 BARBI'S BLIND DATE
Ms. Dahl's Companion Shows Up Nude!
92 DON'S DELICIOUS DISTRACTION
Lynda Keeps His Eyes Off the Headlines!
102 AMATEUR VIDEO
The King of Cock!
104 MARLA
Our Naughty Neighbor Sniffs Jockey Shorts!
140 TAWNY
Tingles For Turgid Tool!
IN THIS ISSUE
BOY, DO WE SUCK BIG TIME!
That's right, VELVET blows it every month! Readers continue to remind us how much
we really suck! And this issue is no different, except that we suck bigger than
usual. In fact, you could call this our Special Oral Issue because we've got more
cocksucking and cunt-slurping than ever! In "Stud For Hire" (page 46),
a cock-eyed cutie really bites the big one! In "Don's Delicious Distraction"
(page 92), Don can't keep his prick out of Lynda's mouth, or his tongue out of
her cunt. And in both "Blonde Lust" (page 18) and "Barbi's Blind
Date" (page 82), you'll swear these lezzies couldn't keep their faces dry
if their lives depended on it. And though our single sex-girls Honey, Becky Sunshine,
Centerspread Cooze Cody, Naughty Neighbor Marla and tool-tramp Tawny don't have
a cock or cunt nearby to suck on, you know they'd do it in a minute.
The succulent lip service continues in our sex report on raunchy realtors, "I'm
Your Personal Real Estate," which blows the lid off women who'll get down
on all fours to sell you a house. And Dan Thomas's newest fiction, "Up To
My Neck," will make your lips wet when you read how carnal Carla will swallow
anything.
You'll certainly gulp (air) and swallow (in horror) when you read this month's
report about Transgenics: the science of creating mutant strains of animals and
hUmma-porn-star">Umans by DNA transference. This is not, we repeat. NOT science fiction. This
is fact! "Science Is Ready to 'Engineer' Your Children!"
So sit back and let us go down easy! When you're finished, you'll surely say,
"Boy, do you guys suck big-time"
