EDITORIAL NOTE Crap photographers, get outta my face. Put your lens caps on, get your monkeys
and parrots out and go tout for trade on Brighton seafront, why doncha? I tell
you, I've put up with some right berks since taking over at Whitehouse, and at
long, long last I can give you an issue I'm PROUD of. As I see it, this is the
way forward for sex publications in the 21st Century, "pure and simple every
time" to quote one of my all-time favourite songs. Because what could be
purer and simpler than BEAUTIFUL girls in DISGUSTING poses, photographed by the
BEST PROFESSIONALS in the business? Not as easy as it sounds, my friends, but
like all True Professionals, I make it look that way! (God, how I enjoy cracking
the whip from time to time!) Show me a duff picture set in this issue and I'll
have my girlfriends give free blowjobs all round - and that's a promise. Take
the opening spread of cover girl Margot, for instance. Did you ever see such sparkling,
vivid and downright dirty piccies in all your life? And what about that utterly
gorgeous creature Eve Vorley starting on page 17? Isn't she simply too wonderful
for words? The most beautiful glamour model in the UK, and no mistake. And a very
nice person besides. Finally, what about the mega-threesome set starting on page
28, then? PHWOAR, or what? Men, this has GOT to be the dirtiest pictorial I've
ever run in Whitehouse and if it causes a nationwide Erection Fever epidemic,
then I reckon I deserve an MBE - as befitting your Multi-Bonking Empress.
Love,
EVE xxxx
