Hustler April 2009 — Back Issue
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Hustler  Magazine Back Issue
April 2009
UPC: 00928163500009
ISSN: 0149-4635
Vol. 35  Issue 12
Year: 2009
Format: Digital PDF
Rating: 5/5 (1 review)
  • Covergirl Kagney Linn Karter Photographed by Holly Randall
  • Voter Rage: Tim Robbins Nails A Scumbag
  • The Q&A - Randi Rhodes Uncensored!
  • Astronauts Admit UFOs Are Real
  • Eddie Van Halen interviewed by Keith Valcourt
  • Perky Nips: Kate Moss, Keira Knightley, Lindsay Lohan
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TABLE OF CONTENTS  —  Click here to preview magazine
GIRLS
25 CHARLOTTE STOKELY
Charlotte's Web
Photography by Mark Lit
48 KAGNEY LINN KARTER
Her First Time
Photography by Holly Randall
67 THIS AIN'T GILLIGAN'S ISLAND XXX!
Photography by Matti Klatt
84 DOMINNO
Fun to Play With
Photography by Matti Klatt
110 MEGGAN MALONE & TRENT TESORO
Laying by the Pool
Photography by Matti Klatt
129 CELESTE STAR
She Rocks!
Photography by Holly Randall
175 SNOWFLAKE
One of a Kind
Photography by Mark Lit
FEATURES
38 THE Q&A: RANDI RHODES
Talk radio's foremost progressive voice speaks out on her up-and-down career, tumult at Air America and saving democracy.
Interview by Bruce David and Ted Newsom
41 HOWL'S KITCHEN
Spicy spoof of reality TV's foul-mouthed cook.
Comic strip by Noel Anderson
44 EDDIE VAN HALEN
Exclusive interview with the guitar god.
by Music Editor Keith Valcourt
56 UFO'S ARE REAL - NOW WHAT?
Astronauts go on the record with what they've seen and what they know.
Article by Jeff Thill
59 THE $2,000-AN-HOUR WOMAN
NYC's priciest call girl recounts an eventful night on the town with Eliot Spitzer's femme fatale.
Article by Natalie McLennan
64 BEHIND THE SCENES: THIS AIN'T GILLIGAN'S ISLAND XXX!
A sitcom writer is marooned on an uncharted XXX-movie set with seven horny castaways!
Rehind-the-scenes report by Mort Nathan
78 DEMOCRACY REGAINED - FOR NOW
Obama won thanks to activists who stopped the GOP from pulling off another White House heist.
Article by Bob Fitrakis and Harvey Wasserman
STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
American Schlub
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
What Obama Must Say
by Larry Flynt
8 TECH KNOW
Essential gadgets, plus iPig speaker giveaway!
10 GAME ON
Puzzles, Afro-Samurais III and beast-riding beauties
11 ROBERT SCHEER
The Siren Song of Greed
13 NAT HENTOFF
Preserving Our Rights & Correcting the Wrongs
15 ALEX BENNETT
Documenting the Documentarians
17 FEEDBACK
Farewell to Bush's BS and hello to a hot First Lady
18 POLITICAL PARODY
Controversial Cuddle & Coo
19 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Sarah Palin
21 BITS & PIECES
Hayden Panettiere gets dicked, flashy snowboards and Bucky's April Fools' pranks
36 HOT LETTERS
Show and tell
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
Humorous hijinks from HUSTLER's vault
62 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE
Adventurous Janessa Jordan
81 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH
Making an old man happy at all costs!
by XXX star Sunny Lane
83 COUGARS UNLEASHED
Midwestern late bloomer Nicole Scott.
by Ericka Rachelle
96 HUSTLER HUMOR
Don't read these jokes while eating—unless your buddy Heimlich is around
100 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Metal rules! Motorhead madman Lemmy and Ratt's Stephen Pearcy
104 MOVIE MAMMARIES
The women of Weeds: Mary Louise Parker & Elizabeth Perkins
106 FAMOUS FLESH
Nipple-pa-looza: Lindsay Lohan, Kate Moss 'n' Keira Knightley
118 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Extracurricular flashing.
120 COLLEGE REPORT
Spring Break tips: How and where to get laid!
121 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Sitcum heaven: Teagan tarts up the Not the Bradys sequel, and Otto & Audrey show you why Everybody Loves Lucy!
139 BEAVER HUNT LIN
Mag-rookie cavalcade

PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
WHAT OBAMA MUST SAY
President Barack Obama, please feel free to appropriate any portion of the following pronouncement: "My fellow Americans, I have instructed the attorney general to immediately launch an in-depth investigation into any crimes that may have been committed by my predecessor George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and others within the previous administration. This investigation—which will be thorough, open and forthright—is not being conducted with malice, nor does it stem from any misguided notion of partisan retribution. Rather, its sole purpose is to protect the rule of law and the Constitution of the United States of America. Let it be known by one and all that, in this country, no person, organization, business entity or political party is above the law. A failure to investigate illegal activities orchestrated in the Bush White House—a decision to look the other way—would in and of itself be a crime against the American people."
You know this is so, Mr. President. Now act like it is.
Features
  • Covergirl Kagney Linn Karter Photographed by Holly Randall
  • Voter Rage: Tim Robbins Nails A Scumbag
  • The Q&A - Randi Rhodes Uncensored!
  • Astronauts Admit UFOs Are Real
  • Eddie Van Halen interviewed by Keith Valcourt
  • Perky Nips: Kate Moss, Keira Knightley, Lindsay Lohan
Magazine History

In March 1972, Larry Flynt created the Hustler Newsletter, a four-page, black-and-white publication of information about his Hustler clubs. This item became so popular with his customers that by May 1972 he expanded the Hustler Newsletter to 16 pages and in August 1973, to 32 pages. As a result of the 1973 oil crisis the United States entered an economic recession; Hustler Club customers tightened their spending and Flynt had to find financing to pay his debts or go bankrupt. He decided to turn the Hustler Newsletter into a national sexually explicit magazine. He paid the start-up costs of the new magazine using sales taxes collected in the clubs. In July 1974, the first issue of Hustler was published. Although the first few issues went largely unnoticed, within a year it became highly lucrative and he was able to pay his tax debts. In November 1974, Hustler showed the first "pink-shots," or photos of open vaginas. Flynt had to fight to publish each issue as many people, including his distribution company, found the magazine too sexually explicit and threatened to have it removed from the market. Shortly thereafter, Flynt was approached by a paparazzo who had taken nude pictures of former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis while she was sunbathing on vacation in 1971. He purchased them for $18,000 and published them in the August 1975 issue. That issue attracted widespread attention, and one million copies were sold within a few days. Now a millionaire, he bought a $375,000 (1976 dollars) mansion.

Hustler has long had a left-wing editorial policy on economics, foreign policy, and social issues. This distinguishes it somewhat from other pornographic magazines, which generally embrace progressive ideas about free speech and morality issues, but remain conservative, libertarian, or neutral on other matters such as the economy. Flynt and Hustler are also noted for having a more populist and working-class outlook than the more upscale-oriented Playboy and Penthouse. Throughout the 1980s, Flynt used his magazine as a podium with which to launch vitriolic, obscenity-laden attacks on the Reagan Administration and the Religious Right, and even published a short-lived political magazine called Rebel. During the controversy surrounding Bill Clinton's impeachment, Flynt publicly announced his sympathy for Clinton, and offered cash rewards to anyone with information regarding sexual impropriety on the part of the president's critics. In 2003, Flynt ran unsuccessfully for the office of Governor of California during that state's recall election.

Every month Hustler is mailed, uninvited and for free, to the office of each member of the United States Congress. This practice began at some point between 1974 and 1983, and it continues today. In an interview, Flynt explained, "I felt that they should be informed with what's going on in the rest of the world ... Some of them didn't appreciate it much. I haven't had any plans to quit."

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