THE YOUNG SET 4 Heroes Hayden Panettiere 8 Heroes Chantelle-stevens-porn-star">Kristen BELL 12 Friday Night Lights Adrianne Palicki 16 Gossip Girl Blake Lively 20 The O.C. Mischa Barton WHAT'S UP, DOC? 24 House M.D. Olivia Wilde 28 House M.D. Jennifer Morrison 32 House M.D. JANEL MOLONEY 36 Grey's Anatomy Katherine Heigl 40 Private Practice KATE WALSH HBOhhhh! 44 The Sopranos EDIE FALCO 48 Sex and the City Kristin Davis 52 Tell Me You Love Me MICHELLE BORTH 56 Tell Me You Love Me ALLY WALKER 60 Tell Me You Love Me SONYA WALKER 'LET'S TUG IT OUT' 64 Mrs. Ari PERREY REEVES 68 Sloan Emmanuelle Chriqui 72 Amanda Carla Gugino 76 Chantelle-stevens-porn-star">Kristen Monica KEENA 80 Fiona BEAU GARRET 84 Li Lei Bai Ling 88 Juliette Sophie Monk -------------------------------
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EDITORIAL NOTE
A recent Internet poll asked, "What's your preferred gossip scandal?,"
to which nearly two thirds of voters answered, "Nudity." As to whether
"celebs should be more careful about covering up?," three quarters of
respondents replied: "No, it's their choice."And it's only the most
"choice" stars that we've uncovered in this, our 18th fall-out season
of baring the boob tube!
In keeping with the recent results of the Emmys and elections, we've devoted equal
time to the networks and cable: focusing first on rising stars and medical gal-practice,
followed by dearly departed HBO series and its sexiest survivor, Entourage. Thus,
with federal laws mandating HD by early 2009, we're doing our civic booty to provide
the highest possible definition of the nation's bare waves...
The celebs we channel are doing their part by opening up...following our script
when it comes to being stripped: "I love to be nude and I love sex,"
coos Ugly Betty beauty Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca-romijin-stamos-porn-star">Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca Romijn (twice before bared in Sleuth). "I
love fantasizing about being naked on an island with lots of other naked people"
{the others should get Lost). While Romijn wouldn't lettuce (ahem}, similarly
pregnant Jennifer {Alias) Garner intends to maximize her maternity mammalia: "I
want to take advantage of my baby biscuits while I've still got 'em! Mrs. Affleck
asserts.
Some TV stars would welcome the bust boost that child-baring brings: "If
I could gain just 5 or 10 pounds," stick figured Ellen Pompeo predicts of
Meredith Grey's anatomy, "it would probably go straight to my tits and ass.
I would be the happiest girl in Hollywood, trust me. I'd have this sick bod (oh,
Doctor!) because I'd be the skinny girl with big boobs and a cute butt."
Added My Name is Earl eyeful Jaime Pressly during her pregnancy: "My boobs
are completely out of control. When my milk comes in, I'm going to be able to
feed a small village!"
Other boob tubers have been to the doctor. ..but rarely with gyno•mite results.
"I had a boob job. There it is. I finally said it," yet another recent
mom, Tori Spelling, spelled out this year. "I wanted to come clean that I
had my boobs done in my 20s. I've had the two procedures {implants and a later
lift} that probably even] other woman in Hollywood has had done." Including
fellow reality series star Tara Reid, who revealed: "I got my breasts done
for the first time because they were uneven. I was a 34B, but the right one was
always bigger than the left. I figured, `I'm in Hollywood. I'm going to fix them'
{thus was Taradise lost). If I had to do it again," Yogi Tara catches on,
"I never would have done it in the first place."
We wish Jane {Dancing with the Stars) Seymour hadn't either...finally admitting
that she got enlarged before baring her bust in 2005's Wedding Crashers. We won't
jog her faulty mammanj about that $2,000 breast lift in 1990, but instead let
Dr. Quinn have the final diagnosis: "My implants were unusually small by
Hollywood standards," Jane concludes. "My plastic surgeon had to special
order them." Whereas you can seymmir simply by going to the newsstand...
